Quinneapolis
what's your favorite bad video game? caveat: you have to have played it.
Quinneapolis
not finished, but enough to have touched it with your hands and witnessed its disaster yourself
oh i'm scary
hm.
mask of pride 🌸
the sims 2 for the gba
Quinneapolis
that's a DEEP cut
Quinneapolis
please go on
EsperBot
Deadly Premonition
oh i'm scary
how to balance "favorite" and "bad" as factors
mask of pride 🌸
it's a terrible, terrible game about basically making an entire town a tv show
Quinneapolis
I think... I think mine is
Quinneapolis
Zero Time Dilemma
oh i'm scary
the game I like most that I would describe as bad is probably Sonic Adventure 2
Quinneapolis
strong choice
oh i'm scary
the worst game that I find hilarious in its badness is Shadow the Hedgehog
mask of pride 🌸
basically, you're this rando on the streets hired by this old rich dude to live in this town where all this strange shit keeps happening; alien invasions, bigfoot sightings, yeti sightings, mafia shit, the works
mask of pride 🌸
and you play through these "episodes" of various incidents that happen throughout town
mask of pride 🌸
and it's just...it's so bad because you can clearly tell this game was not programmed very well at all
Frozen Time
If I played like an hour of Harvester once, does that count?
Quinneapolis
sure
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
Probably the ps vita version of Caligula
mask of pride 🌸
but it's charming? i found it really enjoyable, the minigames were basically playable commercials which were fun as hell (which included both a car commercial and being chased by the mascot of a burger joint while holding onto a bunch of sodas)
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
i love it on ps4 where they actually fixed everything that was bad about it
mask of pride 🌸
it was just. the right mix of really stupid and dumb, while being pretty damn entertaining
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
except the anime cutscenes, they still look like they were made with a potato
Niamh Vibes
Let's Catch, a wiiware game
Niamh Vibes
in Let's Catch, you just throw a baseball back and forth between a variety of NPCs and the motion controls just flat out won't work sometimes
Niamh Vibes
but while you're throwing the baseball, you get to talk to the NPCs
Niamh Vibes
and the very first one is a little kid talking about how he thinks his dad doesn't like him
EsperBot
what the fuck
Niamh Vibes
its fucking WEIRD
Niamh Vibes
Longplay of Let’s Catch
a minute or two is all you need to see
NekoInc, MSPM
Super Bomberman R is up there - the controls are just so hilariously off compared to the super-tight older Bombermans, but the storytelling clinches it as hilariously bad.

It's like an attempt to make a Bomberman 64 derivative, except entirely using the classic Bomberman controls.
Quinneapolis
I think I love this
NekoInc, MSPM
Every map is slightly tilted making it harder to match inputs to where Bomberman will go.

And the storytelling... Oh goodness
00000000
Phantasy Star III, maybe?
Niamh Vibes
"Let me tell you about my dad" is such an immediate gut punch of oh no
Beans
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy6/rSq/0Yv5IRLhtPIONNE0Ncxr6rCClcS_lg.jpg Shadow of Destiny
Quinneapolis
I'm already sold
Quinneapolis
by that cover art
Quinneapolis
my second place goes to Harvest: Massive Encounter
Quinneapolis
it's a pseudo tower defense game about using laser towers to repel thousands of UFOs
Beans
which is a janky ass game about a character using questionable time travel to prevent his own death
Quinneapolis
it's extremely simple and not really all that interesting
Quinneapolis
but I have pushed it to, like
Quinneapolis
it's theoretical limits
Quinneapolis
cleared 120+ waves
Quinneapolis
just to see if I could
Beans
I'd honestly compare Shadow of Destiny to Deadly Premonition in the best ways
RobotApocalypse
Baroque for the Wii. It's a roguelike where you descend a procedurally generated tower over and over and over to shoot god at the bottom floor of the tower
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
dog's life
RobotApocalypse
the number of floors increases every time you hit the bottom or die, up to the max of i think 50
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
y'know the ps2 game with a dedicated button for making the dog poop and which ends by turning the big bad into cat food? that one
RobotApocalypse
you sometimes have to die to progress the plot
Quinneapolis
oh
Quinneapolis
oh THAT dog's life
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
yeah that dog's life
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
little rem had a copy of that and I genuinely really. liked it. it's not like. GOOD. but I made my own fun in that game a bunch
RobotApocalypse
and the gameplay is honestly not great, but the story is fucking wild and bonkers and i love how hard it goes in on "hey, we found god and fucked around with it using science and ruined everything"
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
I also never got to the ending so I had no clue where that went and lost my copy before I could ever finish it
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
i had that game too
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
i got.... REALLY deep into it
Niamh Vibes
hey wait what the fuck i never saw how far let's catch goes
Niamh Vibes
https://images.plurk.com/5eVU9D1zQIB2frWOCsN8kd.png
Quinneapolis
which one claire
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
i think i want to say i got to the second to last level? i think i hit the wall before you get into the dog pound because everything after that wWHAT THE FUCK
Niamh Vibes
PLAY CATCH ON THE MOON
oh i'm scary
it's the "a alien" that really sells it
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
YEAH I GOT TO LIKE... like just before the dog pound also. I remember the last level, like the uh
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
the city or whatever
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
the atmosphere of that did me a spook
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
it was so dreary
Niamh Vibes
"But to me, you are the alien" that's deep dude
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
it really was, it felt very threatening
RobotApocalypse
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy6/F3i/qtKhTSrUkZjCT7e9fIFqzzH8gOi_lg.jpg baroque's boxart
連続犬
I actually did play Sonic 06 personally, up until during the Mach Speed zone in Sonic's Story after the castle level the xbox tipped over and ground the game disc into dust.
連続犬
At which point we declared that a sign from god have been given.
RobotApocalypse
Baroque also has some very cool-slash-fucking weird monster designs https://images.plurk.com/7gj1GDTe5rZI21EEF84AFB.png https://images.plurk.com/2okGr0mvNYJDhS79ZW4d9A.png https://images.plurk.com/1VtyicGA07bqQf4bGTqNf9.png https://images.plurk.com/3g2Dq2gAGtTZj6HPw9ObG4.png https://images.plurk.com/7rOjmL1Roq3fPjzhzSLp3g.png https://images.plurk.com/6dxCQ3eJaJEeQeJWCEg8Fb.png
Hazard Kitten
Baroque was something
RobotApocalypse
but you can also get swarmed and stunlocked very easily so, like i said, gameplay's not great lmao
RobotApocalypse
https://images.plurk.com/4QhmHgKDwiIiEQdw3iP7f1.png me playing this game tbh
Hazard Kitten
Ghost Master
Hazard Kitten
Janky controls, weird as fuck pathfinding, and ridiculous requirements for upgrading your spooks and some very finicky ghost unlocking requirements, but it's super charming and actually pretty fun when the AI isn't fucking around
Hazard Kitten
playing basically a ghost pencil pusher assigned to haunt various locales by assigning ghosts with a wide range of ability to either drive humans out or get them to do specific things
moontouched
DOG'S LIFE IS MY FAVOURITE BAD VIDEO GAME
moontouched
I PLAYED THAT TO THE END AND LOVED IT
moontouched
granted i was like ten but i still loved it
Hazard Kitten
you can do some utterly silly nonsense in Ghost Master including setting up colliding dominoes of spooks
dragon time
Final Fantasy 13
dragon time
It was the first non spinoff final fantasy i played so I had no expectations
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
grips ruka's hands... dog's life solidarity
TWO OF THEM
drakengard 3 is hell to play but god do i love it
dragon time
Oh right I do have that
dragon time
I couldn't beat up one and her dragon tho
Axe Goth Real?
So there was an SNES action RPG called BRAIN LORD. It is a sort of spiritual prequel to The 7th Saga and just as unintuitive and player antagonistic. It is mostly just about dungeon delving and ridiculous puzzles that confused the fuck out of me as a kid.
Axe Goth Real?
But it was charming in its own weird way, and the soundtrack was pretty great. Also for some reason they decided Toronto was a good name for a fantasy town so that was amusing.
00000000
Oh wow, I remember Brain Lord.
00000000
I don't think I got very far in it, but I remember playing it.
Axe Goth Real?
Yeah, it was one of those games I'd pick up and put down because it basically defied you to make sense of the puzzles.
00000000
I remember renting it, which didn't really do much for my ability to get through the game.
thetaClysm
The Krion Conquest for the NES, a.k.a. Magical Doropie for the famicom
thetaClysm
it is an..... attempt at a mega man clone, where you play as a cute anime witch fighting off a robot alien invasion
thetaClysm
which is a premise that sounds like it should be a slam dunk
thetaClysm
at this juncture i feel i should include a comparison of the us and jp box arts
thetaClysm
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy7/hgN/bl3XYUjTpIx9yIZbe1WTeo7NcwR_lg.jpg https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy7/hZL/OlRyGEG6zeflj4ozbF6bh5llgao_lg.jpg
thetaClysm
the us version not only rebranded, but also removed most of the story scenes
thetaClysm
i am genuinely unsure if i ever managed to beat this game, because unlike the franchise it's trying to mimic, it's the sort of game where you have to get from the beginning to the end without running out of lives or you start over
thetaClysm
and it's a brutally unfair game besides
thetaClysm
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy7/uoG/aJ7PN5NgoEvVI5g0saEgA7pc4ZT_lg.gif this is what it actually looks like
thetaClysm
i still have a physical copy of the game, stashed away in a box somewhere. i got it off of ebay for literally one cent because that was the starting bid and nobody competed with me for it
thetaClysm
i had already emulated the game at the time, but i wanted a copy because i just. somehow managed to love it more than i hated it.
izzy.vrm
deadly premonition, 100%
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