Mrs. Sheepie
[TTRPG] If anyone really likes improv games, and also Bears, then Honey Heist is fucking fantastic
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I BMed (bear master'd) for elle and two of our friends
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i'm super fucking tired bc thinking of a heist is goddamn hard but like
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everyone rolls 3d6 to work our their Bear's role, species and personality
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and then you randomise a heist, and have to play your Bears running it
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they have two traits, Bear and Criminal, and if you max out your Bear you go on a feral rampage
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but if you max out Criminal then you betray the group
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the heist we did was, uh
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run by a [GREEDY AND WICKED] convention organizor, was held on a [RUN-DOWN] [TRUCK CONVOY], and aside from loads of honey, the prize was [MISS UNIVERSE 2017 - AN ESPECIALLY ATTRACTIVE BEE]
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but little did the bears know [THEY'VE BEEN SET UP] and there was [AN IMPENETRABLE VAULT] and [POISON GAS] as security features
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it was very fun
Airdra
That sounds amazing
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Did they escape or did someone go bear?
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they won!
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because
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Elle's bear was unhinged, as a personality trait, came out of a truck cabin wearing the suit jacket of a guy she mauled to death for kicks, everyone realised she was a bear and fled
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there was also a rave
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Beautiful
Airdra
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OH RIGHT and for most of the second two thirds of the game we had this playing
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Darude - Sandstorm (Original Mix)
which set the mood perfectly
nonhoration
Omg
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i'm still so proud of elle
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bc she made me get to say
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"The beat drops, and you smash the window"