
Mrs Sheepie
[TTRPG] If anyone really likes improv games, and also Bears, then Honey Heist is fucking fantastic

Mrs Sheepie
I BMed (bear master'd) for elle and two of our friends

Mrs Sheepie
i'm super fucking tired bc thinking of a heist is goddamn hard but like

Mrs Sheepie
everyone rolls 3d6 to work our their Bear's role, species and personality

Mrs Sheepie
and then you randomise a heist, and have to play your Bears running it

Mrs Sheepie
they have two traits, Bear and Criminal, and if you max out your Bear you go on a feral rampage

Mrs Sheepie
but if you max out Criminal then you betray the group

Mrs Sheepie
the heist we did was, uh

Mrs Sheepie
run by a [GREEDY AND WICKED] convention organizor, was held on a [RUN-DOWN] [TRUCK CONVOY], and aside from loads of honey, the prize was [MISS UNIVERSE 2017 - AN ESPECIALLY ATTRACTIVE BEE]

Mrs Sheepie
but little did the bears know [THEY'VE BEEN SET UP] and there was [AN IMPENETRABLE VAULT] and [POISON GAS] as security features

Mrs Sheepie
it was very fun

Airdra
That sounds amazing

nonhoration
Did they escape or did someone go bear?

Mrs Sheepie
they won!

Mrs Sheepie
because

Mrs Sheepie
Elle's bear was unhinged, as a personality trait, came out of a truck cabin wearing the suit jacket of a guy she mauled to death for kicks, everyone realised she was a bear and fled

Mrs Sheepie
there was also a rave

nonhoration
Beautiful

Airdra


Mrs Sheepie
OH RIGHT and for most of the second two thirds of the game we had this playing

Mrs Sheepie
Darude - Sandstorm (Original Mix)
which set the mood perfectly

nonhoration
Omg

Mrs Sheepie
i'm still so proud of elle

Mrs Sheepie
bc she made me get to say

Mrs Sheepie
"The beat drops, and you smash the window"