>wants to start a new secret project
>But should work on current project
>trapped between desire and obligation I end up doing nothing

Are you me.

Maybe?

Ha my morning's been decided for me, Mom wants help with a thing.

This sounds like me too. So are we all you or are you us?

Clearly we are the creative Borg collective, you will be assimilated, you will procrastinate with us, resistance is futile