[hadestown] Me: innocently googles to find out if Eva Nobalezada is Short Google: Hey did you know she and Reeve Carney confirmed they're dating. Me:

OBVIOUSLY I HOPE THEY'RE HAPPY ETC BUT I can't help thinking '...oh no if things go south before they both leave the show that could be Awkward at best Really Bad at worst'

(for everone uh, probably not me, them being Eurydice and Orpheus so)