lily!
i'm reading the jack/c!steven thread and god this is cracking me up [Connie's almost certainly got to be a college student.] sailor bii EDIT: now for rambling about tyzias
lily!
hoboy he's going to be in for a huge shock when they finally meet up face to face
sailor bii
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS FUCKING HAPPENING EVEN NOW HOURS LATER
lily!
IT'S SO GREAT I LOVE IT TBH
Usagi
Carly screaming at literally everyone she knows WHY Y'ALL SO BAD AT AGES
lily!
It's a surprisingly cute thread?
lily!
It's nice seeing a side of Jack that isn't... completely terrible for once.
Haunted Boobs
Jack assumes Connie is around her actual age, but he's also used to super smart and skilled teenagers
sailor bii
it's hilarious and wonderful and i can't believe his new best friend is handsome fucking jack
Haunted Boobs
AND YEAH ITS NICE TO SHOW OFF THE 'NORMAL' SIDE OF JACK!
lily!
i honestly wish vr accepted craus so i could bring my crau tyzias to vr so a) she can finally get a fucking break and B-) she can have Old, Tired Lesbian/Gay Solidarity with steven
sailor bii
ahaha gosh
sailor bii
rocket steven would like that, probably
lily!
I was about to ask what part of Steve Palchuk is "super smart and skilled" but then I remembered Jack comes from BLands
lily!
YEAH CRAU!Tyzias is... hoooo. Just. Hooooo.
lily!
Mind if I ramble a bit about her on this plurk?
lily!
I figured I'd ask because I tagged you about VR stuff, not my poor Tyzias muse.
sailor bii
sure
sailor bii
and Rocket Steven hasn't met the third member of steve club
lily!
we need to get all the steves together at some point just for the gag
lily!
...I wonder, is Palchuk just Steve like Dave Strider is just Dave, or is full name Steven?
lily!
anyways tyzias
Haunted Boobs
Hahaha yeah Jack's canon is full of teens and children that are crazy geniuses and badass fighters
lily!
Tyzias is a... weird muse, for one. She's a troll from Hiveswap Friendsim, which is a spinoff of Hiveswap, which is a spinoff of Homestuck. Her whole deal is that in her canon, she's desperately trying to figure out ways to leverage the Alternian system against itself so future generations will find it easier to pick up the fight for justice.
lily!
Obviously this doesn't work, which makes her whole thing inherently tragic, but the interesting thing about Tyzias for me is that she attacks whatever task she needs doing with the optimal solution according to her math. In her view, violent revolution just won't work, so she's trying to subvert everything from the inside.
lily!
Which made me wonder... what would happen if we put this weak, puny, tired nerd in a setting where she HAS to fight to survive? And thus she entered Melodies of Eternity.
lily!
She went through... a lot of shit there. Got pretty decent at fighting, for one. Accrued a lot of scars. Went godtier on a visit to her homeworld and fused with Bahamut and the Calamity as part of that. After everything was said and done, she boarded a friend's ship to try and find a way back home, since she wanted to use her strength to fight Alternia.
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Somewhere along the way, she got swept along into a DIFFERENT DWRP game, where she found out that her timeline was just... gone. Erased. Or she was entirely barred from reentering it. Some other Tyzias had taken her place in the alpha. She has no place. No home.
lily!
And she's basically been wandering the cosmos for a long, long time ever since then, condemned to be an eternal drifter to wherever the fates take her. I would honestly love to see her in a setting where she gets depowered (because that's a major problem for her) and has to stay there rather than moving on after a few days or weeks.
lily!
and also because her first post would just be what are the human equivalent of the titty and antiboy hormones because that would be her 1 priority
lily!
Anyways, sorry for rambling, I'm just... very emotional about her.
sailor bii
oh jeez, yeah. wow. that's some crazy shit
lily!
like the worst part is that being a cosmic drifter is her fate forever
lily!
god tier immortality
lily!
so i just want to find her a game where she doesn't have all of the crazy superpowers and gear she's accrued and can just settle down
Friendpatine
She also has a standing invitation to settle down in Nohr anytime she wants to cash that in!
White T Poison
Tyzias deserves a break!
White T Poison
And a girlfriend.
MINun
Late, but Palchuk is a Steven! His full name (or at least the closest to it we know) is Steven Q. Palchuk.
MINun
So we even have two Steven Qs.
sailor bii
gosh. so many stevens
Usagi
this is TOO MANY stevens
sailor bii
MAYBE
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