i'm reading the jack/c!steven thread and god this is cracking me up [Connie's almost certainly got to be a college student.]
sailor bii
EDIT: now for rambling about tyzias
i honestly wish vr accepted craus so i could bring my crau tyzias to vr so a) she can finally get a fucking break and she can have Old, Tired Lesbian/Gay Solidarity with steven
Tyzias is a... weird muse, for one. She's a troll from Hiveswap Friendsim, which is a spinoff of Hiveswap, which is a spinoff of Homestuck. Her whole deal is that in her canon, she's desperately trying to figure out ways to leverage the Alternian system against itself so future generations will find it easier to pick up the fight for justice.
Obviously this doesn't work, which makes her whole thing inherently tragic, but the interesting thing about Tyzias for me is that she attacks whatever task she needs doing with the optimal solution according to her math. In her view, violent revolution just won't work, so she's trying to subvert everything from the inside.
Which made me wonder... what would happen if we put this weak, puny, tired nerd in a setting where she HAS to fight to survive? And thus she entered Melodies of Eternity.
She went through... a lot of shit there. Got pretty decent at fighting, for one. Accrued a lot of scars. Went godtier on a visit to her homeworld and fused with Bahamut and the Calamity as part of that. After everything was said and done, she boarded a friend's ship to try and find a way back home, since she wanted to use her strength to fight Alternia.
Somewhere along the way, she got swept along into a DIFFERENT DWRP game, where she found out that her timeline was just... gone. Erased. Or she was entirely barred from reentering it. Some other Tyzias had taken her place in the alpha. She has no place. No home.
And she's basically been wandering the cosmos for a long, long time ever since then, condemned to be an eternal drifter to wherever the fates take her. I would honestly love to see her in a setting where she gets depowered (because that's a major problem for her) and has to stay there rather than moving on after a few days or weeks.
[Connie's almost certainly got to be a college student.]
sailor bii EDIT: now for rambling about tyziasWHY Y'ALL SO BAD AT AGES
what are the human equivalent of the titty and antiboy hormones
because that would be her 1 priority