LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy6/Nb8/hX9l6c5AHcxPIWi4ZoDb0JBn6U5_lg.jpg Morning! Here and away because in 20 minutes I have a long meeting. .-.
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy6/Tsn/bD0D7FR2O30kUYmHHicQMFUpBQy_lg.jpg do you people not get *rain&
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy6/3q3/mSHp2xFpaBl066NL9txEerhdVI7_lg.jpg this is cool and all but where is my day-old pizza and three day old chinese food
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy6/VtA/dH4poSomzR4DVCy2tMOb8dKgzCV_lg.jpg jesus christ are we stockpiling tea in anticipation for American Revolution 2?
LiberBEARian
Never look up 'kitchen pantry' or 'kitchen organization' on pinterest, got it
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy6/ofj/6fjcqww8cW6llBnS7WpolXL6eKr_lg.jpg imagine buying groceries by color
คςєภคгtєς๏
i refuse to believe any actual person keeps their fridge organized like that.
LiberBEARian
Maybe for like. Two days. Before they get sick of that shit
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yikes
ᴍᴏᴍᴏᴄʜᴋᴀ »
the one with all the bins might last, but also. they have kids? I refuse to believe this :v
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy6/ryf/XchSfvN7LarcWr2uqNF3hssSeNS_lg.jpg
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(LOL)
coochie scarf
that's the whitest fridge i've ever seen in my life.
coochie scarf
and i'm not referring to it's stain-free surfaces.
LiberBEARian
who the fuck even has time for that
coochie scarf
oh my G O D the teas are organized BY C O L O R
LiberBEARian
/cackling
coochie scarf
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy6/PlC/XxxxAQUawpW1aMyESIFcd6EGuLq_lg.gif
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qwy/VnX/Eyjcj1Zmzj1xDKGFfcawRLek8HW_lg.jpg
Nox
That first fridge is white as hell
Nox
storing San Pellegrino like wine, boxes of tofu in the "meals" bin, and an entire bin of La Croix
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy6/tTJ/nCpZgx1VgvBoDkuwQqn03PKG87w_lg.jpg
♥ 不死的黑蛇 ♥
in fairness to the tea thing, a LOT of companies color code tea boxes by what base tea variety it is (herbal, green, black, rooibos—that kind of thing)
bluecanary
imaging getting a thing of juice home and immediately transferring it to a custom jar that says "juice" in cursive
Nox
then doing it more than once because you can't have just ONE color of juice in your art fridge
LiberBEARian
yes
LiberBEARian
Yes, like holy fuck! Who does that?@!
Nox
also I mean, just imagine cleaning them out each time
LiberBEARian
"juice". Like, is it apple? Cranberry? Pineapple? What's the expiration date? Don't be like me and drink the cider that I didn't know was in there for a month, went "huh. That tastes tang-y" and realize weeks later it's because it was fermented and alcoholic!
Un(t)sundered
I'm assuming there's a glass roof of some variety over the top of that first one
plurkishdelight
That first fridge is definitely the fridge of someone who doesn't have a job on top of being a homemaker
plurkishdelight
I'm exhausted just looking at it
bluecanary
2 watermelons in the fucking refrigerator....
bluecanary
1. enormous
bluecanary
huge fridge
bluecanary
2. why do they need to be refrigerated you haven't even cut them u fuckin animal
3. who needs two watermelons at the same time how many people are you feeding
book of thot
that fridge belongs to an alien
book of thot
who looked at food blogs
book of thot
and determined this was a normal human food configuration based on portion and food group recommendations
book of thot
JUICE
LiberBEARian
YES
LiberBEARian
cripes
LiberBEARian
who is eating this much fruit before it spoils and nothing else
LiberBEARian
what is your fruit budget people.
LiberBEARian
I have like a dozen oranges I eat over a week and by the end of day 6 I hope they're okay
LiberBEARian
also who the hell puts corn in the fridge like that. you know when you shuck them they go bad quicker right?
Nox
it's the fridge of someone with a mortal fear of scurvy
Nox
Get ALL the vitamin Cs
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy6/rh6/iY6RHze7f7om3i4uX5kGWE5M1hw_lg.jpg you know that if you just had the herbs in a pot growing you wouldn't have to slice them up and leave them in your fridge yes
book of thot
are they just.......stocking smoothie ingredients
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy6/kQz/LnRFVGZozhDEEYnuclNQzKVmkLJ_lg.jpg I just imagine them aggressively stuffing grapes and blueberries into these canisters and destroying the ones that don't fit
LiberBEARian
Nox
"The Eat to Live Fridge"

Doesn't...doesn't that describe all fridges though
Nox
like that's the whole point of storing food
Nox
so we don't starve and die
for a price
apparently the live to eat fridge does not contain butter. or ketchup. or dairy.
LiberBEARian
no it does not
LiberBEARian
they go into reasons why but apparently it's bad to drink dairy products when you're older but the woman??? has kids????
LiberBEARian
and ketchup is too sugary
for a price
can't follow the aggressive weight loss diet without an eat to live fridge!!!
LiberBEARian
the amount of cheerful exclamation marks makes it all the more psychotic
LiberBEARian
"My kiddos are not nutritarians yet (bwah-ha-ha!). I limit their dairy intake and they eat tons of veggies (raw and cooked). They also have two meat-free meals weekly, so they are getting there."
for a price
I really wish I could understand my visceral punch-in-the-mouth response to people who say 'veggies'.
LiberBEARian
haaaaa
Nox
those kids are absolutely the people who will end up eating a burger as an act of rebellion
LiberBEARian
"DON’T EAT

dairy products
animal products
fruit juice
oils
between-meal snacks"
for a price
but any plan that starts with a SEVEN DAY SALAD CLEANSE has got to be completely legit and based in Science (TM) right
LiberBEARian
"These foods are to be eaten in unlimited quantities, but think big. Since they have a negative caloric effect, the more you eat, the more you lose. Raw foods also have a faster transit time through the digestive tract and result in lower glucose response"
LiberBEARian
and encourage more weight loss than their cooked counterparts. The object is to eat as many raw vegetables as possible, with a goal of one pound (sixteen ounces) daily"
LiberBEARian
I am so scared
LiberBEARian
CONSUME
LiberBEARian
CONSUME AS MANY RAW VEGETABLES AS POSSIBLE
LiberBEARian
wait sorry not scared
Un(t)sundered
(unsure)
LiberBEARian
"scurred".
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okay backing off of shitty artsy fridges for white people for a second, that second picture you linked and worried about rain--
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it's hard to tell but those slats are indoor. There's additional wall supports and a skylight above it. The whole roof is just glass.
LiberBEARian
Oh! You're right. Whew
LiberBEARian
I was going to say. Okay now I'm back to liking it again
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lol
bluecanary
yeah i like that one
bluecanary
the more you eat, the more you lose become a maw, endless, devouring
bluecanary
consume all and become nothing
bluecanary
consume the fruits of human civilization, fragile, temporary, hubristic, until none are left, until you are among ashes and dust
bluecanary
become emptiness, become the void that is whispered about, the darkness that is between stars. all will end. all will die.
bluecanary
strip the firmament and shed your flesh
LiberBEARian
screaming into the tofu-flavored void
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omg terrifying
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I love this
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
Oh wow... those fridges.. wow
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
https://images.plurk.com/3NnS2tLB3tnfde8sTAJM3z.jpg this is not one of those fridges but I do wanna roast my aunt and uncles milk-filled, condiment-filled fridge pls
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
the lowest shelf is almost 100% milk
LiberBEARian
hahhaa good lord
bluecanary
what are they keeping in the door if not condiments??
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
there might have been some butter and more condiments
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