p/noue07

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@anonymous

偷偷說

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:16 PM

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被朋友們灌醉的壽星躺在公園長椅上，舉著雙手數數中
壽星：我有五根手指頭耶！！⋯⋯等一下（重數）
壽星：

我有十根手指頭！！

女朋友：嗯，怎樣
壽星：你知道我可以幹嘛嗎？
女朋友：幹嘛
壽星：我可以跑超快！！
女朋友：？！

下一秒壽星就以迅雷不及掩耳的速度從長椅上翻下來，雙手雙腳四足狂奔

mint9435

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:16 PM

fox7881

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:16 PM

turtle3865

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:17 PM

快保護他

kudu9864

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:17 PM

這樣嗎

onion2635

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:17 PM

你們灌了他多少

ginger3954

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:17 PM

litchi6931

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:17 PM

壽星怎麼好忙

soba7746

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:17 PM

喝多少啦wwwwwwwwwww

zebra5569

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:17 PM

nut1808

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:17 PM

ಠ_ಠ

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:18 PM

正當大家尋思手指頭跟跑很快有什麼關係的時候，他就衝出去了
女朋友：？？！！XXX你給我回來！！！！

pasta2863

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:18 PM

有畫面

sundae153

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:18 PM

他退化了wwww

ham7341

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:18 PM

四www足www狂www奔www

toast3130

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:18 PM

ant5480

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:18 PM

喝了多少阿

lion8277

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:19 PM

所以有臉朝上用一種大法師的姿勢奔跑嗎

egg9462

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:19 PM

到底是喝的多茫

snack5562

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:19 PM

笑到爛掉

libra400

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:19 PM

幹路人看到應該會嚇死

ಠ_ಠ

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:19 PM

lion8277: no他看起來比較像退化的人類

moose304

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:20 PM

weasel9916

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:20 PM

大wwww法wwww師wwww

weasel9916

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:20 PM

Homo獸^q^

ಠ_ಠ

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:23 PM

其實有溫馨小後續

他女朋友後來把他抓回來了，叫他在長椅上躺好
壽星：我可以跑很快！！！
女朋友：我知道啦很快啦
壽星：你知道跑很快可以怎樣嗎！！！
女朋友：怎樣
壽星：跑很快我就可以追到妳了妳可以嫁給我嗎

女朋友：……你躺好，不要再跑了

egg9462

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:23 PM

怎麼突然自體發光了啦

zebra5569

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:23 PM

好可愛喔

litchi6931

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:24 PM

這種時候求婚嗎xDDDD

spider1107

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:24 PM

豪可愛

默默被餵了一口

onion2635

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:24 PM

很多年以後，對著孩子：我們就是這樣結婚的

孩子：

lime5019

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:24 PM

這什麼有趣又溫馨的小故事啦

yam3565

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:24 PM

為什麼噗首那麼ㄎㄧㄤ後續突然放閃光彈

ant5480

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:25 PM

求wwwwww婚wwwwwww

rice5890

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:25 PM

有夠可愛

deer1182

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:26 PM

幹嘛突然求婚啦wwwwwwwww

ಠ_ಠ

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:26 PM

onion2635: 感覺孩子會問媽媽，爸爸是怎麼追到媽媽的啊
~~四足狂奔追到的~~

pasta2863

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:27 PM

追老婆（物理）

cock1722

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:28 PM

有夠溫馨的好好笑

earth964

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:30 PM

peach3380

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:30 PM

好溫馨好可愛喔wwwww

puff674

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:31 PM

pasta2863: 是被老婆追（物理）

cake6618

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:31 PM

女友：不用你跑我就在這裡

venus8368

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:34 PM

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:36 PM

好好笑，好可愛

onion5911

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:35 PM

tako3193

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:46 PM

祝福他們雖然如果我是路人看到四足奔跑的人會很想報警

peanut3810

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:52 PM

四足狂奔

pirate5027

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 3:57 PM

這轉變到底

ape8521

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:05 PM

mochi7005

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:06 PM

現實永遠比小說離奇

king6474

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:10 PM

python1873

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:11 PM

突然求婚

baboon7024

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:11 PM

四足狂奔

pig2008

說

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:11 PM

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:12 PM

太ㄎㄧㄤ

tuna6442

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:13 PM

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:14 PM

ㄎㄧㄤ到笑炸的大反轉

太閃了啦好可愛喔

sake4686

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:17 PM

希望他明天可以知道自己這麼可愛www

newt5290

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:22 PM

這是甚麼愛情

weasel148

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:24 PM

banana4758

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:32 PM

警察先森這裡有人退化狂奔後還大聲求婚啊啊啊

taco7296

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:36 PM

ramen5166

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:42 PM

好wwwwww可wwwwwwww愛wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

pear4388

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:44 PM

好溫馨hhhhhhh

nut2412

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:44 PM

可愛到大爆笑

saturn7333

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:46 PM

他怎麼了啦wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

olive9623

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:49 PM

太wwwww可wwwwww愛wwwwww

cock6362

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 4:57 PM

是多醉啦

cherry671

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:00 PM

笑到ㄎㄧ笑

bison1665

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:01 PM

太可愛啦

cookie5469

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:02 PM

python1591

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:03 PM

啊哈哈哈哈哈哈啊哈

python1591

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:06 PM

是說大家狂笑的表符都同一個有點壯觀

pamelo4820

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:19 PM

可愛到爆炸呀我的天啊

donut695

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:21 PM

king1555

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:30 PM

durian2610

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:30 PM

ㄍㄟˋ婚

beetle4066

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:31 PM

笑到流淚啊

ham8739

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:33 PM

falcon9739

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:34 PM

他醒來還會記得ㄇ

toast6928

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:35 PM

天啊，我笑得好開心，太可愛了吧wwwwww

oreo1764

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:36 PM

所以有成功嗎？

python1516

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:41 PM

litchi6571

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:42 PM

ㄎㄧㄤw

sheep8174

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:49 PM

超可愛的救命

kudu636

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:58 PM

bunny6920

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 5:59 PM

噗首很好笑，後面很溫馨的笑出來

clam8823

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 6:01 PM

到底喝了多少www

weasel4463

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 6:03 PM

笑死了

butter1749

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 6:04 PM

壽星記得洗手哇

carrot7318

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 6:19 PM

天哪太可愛了

明明噗首很ㄎㄧㄤ但後續也太可愛
結婚了啦

brandy3793

說

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 6:25 PM

dove3848

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 6:31 PM

突然求婚

bacon5911

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 6:33 PM

老爸得意地跟孩子說：「你媽是我手腳並用追來的！」

小孩：

horse3134

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 6:35 PM

清醒時再求婚啦～

prince3135

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 6:38 PM

天啊太可愛了給我結婚喔😂

puma5383

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 6:55 PM

brandy1335

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 7:06 PM

也太可愛了

cod2606

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 7:13 PM

被老公用四足狂奔追到的

libra4891

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 7:27 PM

怎麼可以這麼ㄎㄧㄤ又這麼閃

puff4525

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 7:44 PM

pizza7172

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 8:33 PM

好可愛

butter6320

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 8:36 PM

ㄎ一ㄤ爆

lizard5176

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 11:19 PM

puppy603

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 11:20 PM

horse9177

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 11:21 PM

chili8510

說

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 11:36 PM

很可以

spider7638

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 11:46 PM

太可愛啦

cow6263

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 11:46 PM

berry4245

Wed, Feb 12, 2020 11:59 PM

退化了才敢求婚啊

goji8638

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 12:03 AM

wine1677

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 12:06 AM

earth9875

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 12:12 AM

knight7724

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 12:19 AM

monkey4937

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 12:28 AM

超可愛的希望女朋友嫁給他

goose5618

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 12:29 AM

dog6037

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 12:33 AM

笑到我差點嗆到

earth1557

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 12:41 AM

超ㄎㄧㄤ好可愛

plum2459

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 12:47 AM

frog6869

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 12:57 AM

falcon1505

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:02 AM

但是感覺被女朋友迴避了...

lemon4634

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:04 AM

他醒來後有沒有想埋了自己

pomelo1029

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:11 AM

pisces4371

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:15 AM

恭喜物理追到老婆wwwwww

salmon8985

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:18 AM

celery3440

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:18 AM

rum6782

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:24 AM

四足狂奔wwwww

fairy8537

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:29 AM

物理追老婆😂😂😂

soda2091

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:31 AM

好可愛啊，尤其是後續

pasta3435

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:46 AM

（表符支援

durian2610

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:46 AM

alpaca1467

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:54 AM

我覺得還是要看整體，想用喝醉酒矇混求婚的大陣仗給老娘混過去嗎
~~別名，求婚的頭腦戰~~

pepper7953

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:58 AM

好好笑

toast1266

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 2:01 AM

：嫁給我！

walrus3256

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 2:08 AM

天阿wwww瞬間被閃過wwww

magpie8561

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 2:08 AM

好奇醒來時他有記得發生的事情嗎?

cola9223

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 2:21 AM

趁亂求婚

ibis9410

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 2:24 AM

miso7134

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 2:28 AM

媽媽是爸爸四足狂奔追來的也太好笑

goat7740

說

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 2:41 AM

太可愛啦!

lord503

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 2:45 AM

笑爆

pea6473

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 2:47 AM

太可愛~~~

coral2809

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 2:49 AM

是灌到多茫啦

給我清醒後再求婚喔

muffin129

說

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 2:58 AM

酒後吐真言求婚了XD

sundae9207

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 2:59 AM

求婚好閃

cheese5446

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:06 AM

好可愛

taurus6668

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:08 AM

hawk7468

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:10 AM

坐等清醒後的反應

cream8764

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:12 AM

卡個後續

walnut3876

說

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:12 AM

banana1626

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:25 AM

guava5935

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:36 AM

太可愛

pear2560

說

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:37 AM

前面超好笑後面怎麼一個可愛起來了

puppy3851

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:38 AM

老天好可愛

whisky7256

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:39 AM

caviar5389

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:46 AM

四足狂奔也太鬼畜wwwww

caviar5389

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:48 AM

但是女朋友是不是迴避掉了啊

python1591

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:53 AM

我以為女朋友只是微婉的說「我就在這，你不用跑」

python1591

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:55 AM

或者「你躺好不用追，我在這」

star4226

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:00 AM

新型迷因就此出現

jujube4322

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:06 AM

求婚是在喝醉的情況下發生通常也會迴避掉吧

不代表女友不願意ry

fish9933

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:09 AM

我就算想跟對方結婚也會回避掉不然到時候對方後悔超尷尬

lime5019

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:11 AM

不是、在這種情況下被求婚如果回說
好，我願意
不會很詭異嗎

parrot7308

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:13 AM

我願意~~一起四足狂奔~~

knight9068

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:19 AM

太可愛wwww[emo1] [emo1] [emo1]

bean6044

說

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:20 AM

~~結果四足狂奔真的有比雙足狂奔快嗎~~

shrimp8646

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:22 AM

獸酒之呼吸逆

fly2117

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:23 AM

錄下來等婚禮(如果有)的時候播啊

witch2144

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:38 AM

四足狂奔下的求婚
隔天清醒後應該會後悔吧

sushi5555

說

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:40 AM

bee2059

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:44 AM

好ㄎㄧㄤ的求婚

sundae3393

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:45 AM

weasel7326

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:46 AM

sake5561

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:53 AM

坐等醒酒後壽星反應（喂

duck1035

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:55 AM

坐等酒醒後反應

lord4260

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 5:27 AM

坐等酒醒後反應

walnut9315

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 5:29 AM

whisky5482

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 5:31 AM

坐等醒酒後，這樣求婚真的很ㄎㄧㄤwww

pepper4101

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 5:34 AM

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 6:04 AM

不好意思這裡想問噗主可以借梗去寫嗎？實在太可愛了XD

mango6868

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 5:37 AM

好萌

puma8825

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 5:39 AM

lynx7706

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 5:47 AM

mule1464

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 5:50 AM

weasel1572

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 6:18 AM

怎麼這麼多人沒幾個人提到HOMO獸XDDDD

earth9593

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 6:20 AM

誰來支援一下高速爬行的HOMO獸表符呀

ant5480

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 6:24 AM

我只有慢速爬行的

ant5480

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 6:25 AM

還有發抖的

pita5234

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 7:18 AM

所以我叔叔家堅決孩子外面不能喝酒，要喝就帶朋友回來喝

muffin4950

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 7:25 AM

追女友

(物理)

pony5559

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 7:36 AM

坐等酒醒後反應

pepper7953

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 7:40 AM

好想看其他後續喔

pepper7953

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 7:40 AM

dragon6648

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 7:58 AM

上班憋笑好痛苦

salmon9072

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 8:01 AM

還沒214就發光必須死！

dragon6648

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 8:02 AM

後面超閃的

tea2713

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 8:02 AM

ibis3847

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 8:32 AM

好可愛

beer405

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 9:06 AM

troll9130

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 9:26 AM

十根手指頭XD

wasabi2682

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 9:37 AM

squid2349

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 9:51 AM

天哪太可愛！！！！莫名被閃一臉但好開心

tiger9077

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 10:00 AM

parrot1448

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 10:20 AM

好奇噗主是壽星還是女朋友還是小孩wwwww~~就是沒有朋友選項~~

lime8581

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 10:20 AM

卡個後續

ape3723

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 10:27 AM

卡等後續XD

pea3112

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 10:27 AM

同等後續XD

dwarf1016

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 10:34 AM

天啊整個爆笑

求後續wwwwww

uranus8193

說

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 10:44 AM

falcon863

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 10:45 AM

跑超快~!

earth964

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 10:47 AM

卡等後續

coke8502

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 10:56 AM

卡個位子

udon8326

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 11:07 AM

前面看到覺得好好笑XD
後面掩不及塞了一口甜，拜託結婚啊

brandy2857

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 11:19 AM

這樣

hotdog8090

說

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 12:16 PM

好奇清醒後他會不會記得

baboon116

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 12:55 PM

領個名字卡後續，真的要笑瘋

期待壽星醒來後的感想

ramen863

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:18 PM

otter8582

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:35 PM

lord6429

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:39 PM

卡等後續

walnut6092

說

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 1:40 PM

老天，這感覺好像以前看到的怪怪男友系列
~~不會是本人吧~~

soba7973

說

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 2:51 PM

celery664

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 2:56 PM

到底

mango6236

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:04 PM

shark1708

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:11 PM

笑爛

lion6358

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 3:12 PM

waffle9651

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:35 PM

太好笑了等後續

coral9351

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 4:59 PM

可惡呀!!!好閃，覺得難過

bison1665

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 5:11 PM

~~高速版的HOMO獸表符來了~~

shabu8269

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 7:53 PM

seal9164

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 7:55 PM

想看後續

weasel5196

說

Thu, Feb 13, 2020 9:56 PM

mouse2941

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 12:28 AM

卡個後續

rice908

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 12:31 AM

真的應該錄下來以後如果真的結婚就婚禮上播XDDD

mussel8600

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 12:49 AM

mule4993

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 2:36 AM

想看後續wwww

puff1774

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 3:32 AM

祝99

turkey8632

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 3:48 AM

後續真的太可愛好閃

chick4173

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 3:50 AM

lychee11

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 4:20 AM

真的太可愛wwwwwwwww

noodle1410

說

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 4:23 AM

guava5823

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 4:54 AM

可愛，等後續啊啊啊

camel7534

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 5:08 AM

卡個後續

soup979

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 5:15 AM

dwarf384

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 6:22 AM

太可愛

donkey9202

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 6:29 AM

卡等後續

toast1121

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 7:37 AM

還有後續嗎XDD

lord1455

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 7:48 AM

後續我需要你XD 祝壽星跟女朋友情人節快樂

sundae3393

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 8:28 AM

不，他跑給老婆追啊！

butter6594

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 8:41 AM

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oyster5052

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 8:56 AM

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wolf650

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 9:27 AM

oyster5052:

king3680

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 9:29 AM

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butter6594

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 10:33 AM

oyster5052: 這有點恐怖

ox5215

Fri, Feb 14, 2020 1:59 PM

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