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[Good Omens] POCKETS
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Dancing problems. I may have linked this one before but I don't care.
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THE VAPORS
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MUCHA-INSPIRED CROWLEY JUST CALL ME OUT WHY DON'T YOU
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Yep, that tracks.
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Shit this is gorgeous.
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I am sure I've yelled about this one before but YELLS ABOUT IT AGAIN
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HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS!!!
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Husbands in China with bonus Mandarin ducks!
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yells about ALL OF THESE BUT ESPECIALLY THE STAR ONES
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snek!
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FUCKIN'
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(Not actual fucking, this one's just so good I'm incoherent. XD)
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oh no cozy snuggling!
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Crowley you jerk.
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/dies of laugh
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(Tell Arachne more about these lipstick shades. She's not one for makeup, usually, but she could make an exception. XD)
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Excuse me while I have a Feel
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HOW TO DRAW SNAKE CROWLEY
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nsfw-adjacent: oh my, Aziraphale.
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ow.
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oof this is lovely.
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Crowley is responsible for Cats.
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(Later suggestion: he's also responsible for the Webber one about the trains.)
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Prisma.jpg
ʚ angel baby ɞ
except with slightly more cuddling and glowing
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Well, yes, but. XD
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but still accurate lol
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stealing from a friend's plurk: Crowley and Aziraphale Hide a Body
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beautiful
𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔫
look Crowley is absolutely responsible for Starlight Express and I will accept no other answers. If not inspiring it, thatn for the fact it made it to Broadway at all.
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XD
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Earth is a Libra.
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Someone call for a badass Principality?
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"given how comfortably he settles into being As Aggressively Human As Possible, it seems safe to say that he’s not really all that interested in doing his job." this seems like a bit of a stretch LOL
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or that might just be me. but I legit did a double take like. okay how do you get there from there
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it sort of relies on the idea that he can't act human and do his job at the same time. whereas I think the former is actually necessary for the latter, personally
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not for every angel. but Aziraphale's specific position on Earth, among humans
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Could be leaning on book stuff a little? I'd need to reread.
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Anyway, I'm sure Gabriel et al would prefer Aziraphale be less human-like in the course of doing his job, but they're out-of-touch morons.
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(Also the Crowley bit is extremely on-point.)
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(Wouldn't go back if he could, but Hell is just as bad.)
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POOR CROWLEY
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A VELVET UNDERGROUND
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YELLS ABOUT THE BLITZ
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Book Omens but otherwise prisma.jpg
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More book nerds!
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Well look Gabriel it'd probably also help if you didn't tell teenage girls minding their own business you're about to RUIN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE.
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(Look you KNOW the annunciation didn't go well. YOU KNOW IT.)