Quinneapolis
I would feel so menaced if I saw this
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i would leave this building precisely the path through which i entered
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
immediately
Quinneapolis
that's the path you know doesn't have any traps
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
exactly
dragon time
Wash your hands OR ELSE
Echo
This feels like two different bathroom stalls kind of melted together.
Echo
And maybe you shouldn't stay in there too long, in case they aren't done and the walls start closing in while you pee.
𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗡𝗲𝘄𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿!
room-sized mimic
Quinneapolis
tangent, but
Quinneapolis
the webcomic Sword Interval actually had a magical fake house with this kind of energy to it
Quinneapolis
random vague appliances in the middle of rooms, not attached to anything
Quinneapolis
everything in it like the half-remembered idea of a room
𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗡𝗲𝘄𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿!
Jesus Christ
𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗡𝗲𝘄𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿!
uncomfortable
Quinneapolis
the door right off the kitchen that just opens to a bathroom
Quinneapolis
it's an alien designing a house after hearing human houses described
Gabiluzbad
The concept behind that house is kind of
Gabiluzbad
almost tragic?
Quinneapolis
SI is a lot
Gabiluzbad
Hierophant created it because he was planning to raise Fall to be the herald of armageddon
Gabiluzbad
But Hierophant is like a ridiculously powerful lich who hasn't been human in centuries, if he's EVER been human
Gabiluzbad
So he was just like "Fuck if I have a human baby I'm gonna need a house."
Gabiluzbad
"...What goes in a house."
A Grinning DM
I keep getting reminded by other people’s plurks that I need to catch up to Sword Interval, but it’s always at a time when I can’t catch up to Sword Interval
Gabiluzbad
mood
Gabiluzbad
SI is real good tho
Quinneapolis
the specific energy I get from the OP photo though is like...
Quinneapolis
neural network AI designing a room
Quinneapolis
it doesn't have any idea what the purpose of anything in a bathroom is, but it has a pretty good idea of what kinds of objects are associated with bathrooms
Quinneapolis
so like... put those in
moontouched
reminds me of the evolving floorplans thing
moontouched
where the algorithm was given like, a couple of guidelines and then it just sort of slapped things down as appropriate like "yeah ok rooms have doors. they have hallways. lets optimise this traffic flow. maybe they have windows."
Quinneapolis
it made a fractal
Quinneapolis
unfortunately it doesn't optimize for kids getting lost
Lightning Bolt
or for traffic flow of multiple people trying to get to a classroom