

Quinn Angstrom
I would feel so menaced if I saw this


★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i would leave this building precisely the path through which i entered

★ тяу-нαя∂уи
immediately

Quinn Angstrom
that's the path you know doesn't have any traps

★ тяу-нαя∂уи
exactly

dragon time
Wash your hands OR ELSE

Echo
This feels like two different bathroom stalls kind of melted together.

Echo
And maybe you shouldn't stay in there too long, in case they aren't done and the walls start closing in while you pee.

✶ 天鈿女命
room-sized mimic

Quinn Angstrom
tangent, but

Quinn Angstrom
the webcomic Sword Interval actually had a magical fake house with this kind of energy to it

Quinn Angstrom
random vague appliances in the middle of rooms, not attached to anything


Quinn Angstrom
everything in it like the half-remembered idea of a room

✶ 天鈿女命
Jesus Christ

✶ 天鈿女命
uncomfortable

Quinn Angstrom
the door right off the kitchen that just opens to a bathroom

Quinn Angstrom
it's an alien designing a house after hearing human houses described

Villain
The concept behind that house is kind of

Villain
almost tragic?

Quinn Angstrom
SI is a lot

Villain
Hierophant created it because he was planning to raise Fall to be the herald of armageddon

Villain
But Hierophant is like a ridiculously powerful lich who hasn't been human in centuries, if he's EVER been human

Villain
So he was just like "Fuck if I have a human baby I'm gonna need a house."

Villain
"...What goes in a house."

A Grinning DM
I keep getting reminded by other people’s plurks that I need to catch up to Sword Interval, but it’s always at a time when I can’t catch up to Sword Interval

Villain
mood

Villain
SI is real good tho

Quinn Angstrom
the specific energy I get from the OP photo though is like...

Quinn Angstrom
neural network AI designing a room

Quinn Angstrom
it doesn't have any idea what the purpose of anything in a bathroom is, but it has a pretty good idea of what kinds of objects are associated with bathrooms

Quinn Angstrom
so like... put those in

moontouched
reminds me of the evolving floorplans thing

moontouched
where the algorithm was given like, a couple of guidelines and then it just sort of slapped things down as appropriate like "yeah ok rooms have doors. they have hallways. lets optimise this traffic flow. maybe they have windows."

Quinn Angstrom
it made a fractal

Quinn Angstrom
unfortunately it doesn't optimize for kids getting lost

Wild Child
or for traffic flow of multiple people trying to get to a classroom