Here's one I missed last night: stank-tuary

Now go covfefe the hamberders!

Also, if you didn't watch, at the beginning, the Peach did not shake Pelosi's hand. At the end, she tore her copy of his speech in half before he stepped away from the podium.

45 has progressive organic brain disease. Caused by syphilis?

He's been fighting baldness for decades. And cholesterol. And rosecea. And low IQ. And illiteracy. I don't think he takes anything for the last two, though.