do you ever just innocently scratch behind your ear and somehow open a portal to the blood dimension

Not exactly that but I've done similar things

i feel vindicated

yes and i hate it

i'm not traditionally a bleeder, i thought it was just leftover shower water from my hair, i was very surprised

YES

I HATE IT

Actually now that I think about it I think I've done just that

oh no,,,

I'm going to wrap you in bubblewrap