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Do I make Dirk's Null Grass or Fairy.
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Also god damn it I always forget Silvally gets Explosion, but it cracks me up every time I see it
HEY WOLFY
GRASS BABY
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GRASS IT IS
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Hits send
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(Was I just waiting for even a single response? YES I WAS.)
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
one dank weed null coming up
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sdfnkasd goddamnit
Usagi
AAAAAHAHAHAH
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Glitch: feet just weirdly smell of weed like always
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GOD. Dirk is such a fucking STRAIGHT EDGE ASSHOLE he'd be so cranky about it.
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He starts burning patchouli in his rocket dorm
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
..........patchouli smells like stoners because they use it to not smell like weed
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Confession: I love the smell of patchouli but the smell of weed makes me VERY nauseous and gives me a painful headache. Unfortunately, putting patchouli OVER weed smell does NOT fix that.
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I burn a lot of patchouli for my own enjoyment tho
Maidstrong
my aunt loves patchouli
Maidstrong
and I also hate weed smell
Maidstrong
but anyway, I heard dank weed and my brain reminded me of this:
Graweedy Falls
fish deranged
WEED DOG
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I hope you appreciate that the VERY FIRST THING I did upon coming home from my appointment was click that video link
Maidstrong
I do, thank you
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
fffgffgf
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Now the Gravity Falls theme song is stuck in my head and I'm like....... what if this exact version played as the background music every time Dirk sent his Null out for battle. What if that was one of the glitches.
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
I can't believe you're giving Dirk a weed dog
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO,
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I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF IT UNTIL EVERYONE CAME INTO THIS PLURK
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
name it after a fictional weed dog from the SBAHJ movies that absolutely exists
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Jesus
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
he wants to name it something elegant like Talus but the feet do a stonk
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Peaches gets a buddy
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Cripes that would actually be a pretty viable battle plan, tag team this fairly neutral coverage all-arounder with fucking "It's your fucking Pokemon, but with perfect coverage"
Maidstrong
Jane, looking over at the Weed Null with her Normal type Null, Quinn, who has A Lot of Issue
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
I'm excited as to John's
Maidstrong
"Dirk is that a weed I'm calling the police"
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Dirk has never smoked a weed in his life!!! But yeah it's a weed. Let him know if you experience a contact high, he can't actually tell.
Usagi
ah yes
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
probably only if Dirk teaches it any wind or cloud moves
Usagi
420 whatcha smokin,
son boy allowed
JUST LIKE SNITTER
son boy allowed
grass friends
son boy allowed
joke's on them both neither type:Null nor Silvally can learn any grass moves
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Jkbfrggdr YEAH, LISTEN, DIRK'S POKEDEX DOESN'T HAVE MUCH ON THESE GUYS

Tho doesn't that one Silvally move BECOME Grass type if the Silvally is Grass....

Either way Silvally has EXPLOSION so obviously that'll prove vital (this is a joke, don't explode ur dogs folks)
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
don't tell me what to do with my dog
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Okay, Dirk
Usagi
jfmvkldhg go d
son boy allowed
YEAH Multi-Attack will be grass-type
son boy allowed
Heather was just like "are you serious" when she realized it couldn't learn anything else lmao
Usagi
Carly's null is just gonna sit and cuddle on a caravan bed and then one day evolve and be a lot less awkward to cuddle
that helmet, man
Usagi
Carly: is there REALLY no way to take this off oh no how will they eat,,,
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
straw and lots of smoothies
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son boy allowed : YEAH LMFAO Dirk is also going to be exasperated about that, he got into the Grass type thing with his awful Carnivine, this is... like, barely even a Grass type in his opinion?! Hey Silph* he has a complaint (at least one.)

*All complaints are going to Silph because they made a big deal of wanting data so now they have to suffer his scientific/
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.../tactical opinion
Usagi
melted ice cream confirmed for best null food
son boy allowed
oh thank god
son boy allowed
silph deserves to be harrassed
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Can't wait to write up a full academic paper to submit to Silph, explaining everything Dirk has found (and feels the need to complain about, in detail)
Usagi
carly doesnt have to harass silph she just has to exist and stare them down while handing in her form of Lies really
Maidstrong
g o d
Maidstrong
Jane just hears through the grapevine "someone sent an academic paper complaint to silph and it's like 20pgs long" and she knows
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dfsgnasdS
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I made Talus Jolly and it's friends with Dirk's Smeargle.... because I'm nice and also I think it's cute, since Peaches knows Transform, she can turn into a Null and hang w/ Talus so it feels less like a weirdo
Usagi
awwwww
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