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[agdq] The day of fate has come. It is time to enter...... awfulblock
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Starting with Animorphs Gameboy
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w... why is there a bed on the coucuh
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"So if you're trying to save the animals, why are you beating them up?" "I don't know what to tell you, Mike"
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oh man this run was amazing
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the Keizaron Redemption(?) Arc
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I don't know his history
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: because Mike Uyama needed strength for Super Hydlide
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but it sounds like he previously did a failed run of this game
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Keizaron ran this game in a previous awful block and he fucked up the run and was mercy killed, yeah
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his last run died at 75%
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this run is a 125% run
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so on average, he won both times
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"IT BEGINS"
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this is already going places
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rng reigns supreme in animorohs
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"Can I just get the time right now?" "8:45." "We are FIFTEEN MINUTES ahead of the first run! I can't believe you let me in again."
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It's hard to follow at this speed but it seems like the combat in this game is complete nonsense
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sometimes killing a hork bajir with no damage taken and sometimes it wipes all his morphs in one go
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yep, as far as I can tell there are like. no stats in the game other than "how much damage happens when a hit is landed" and HP?
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so everything is just rolling the RNG on chance to hit
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punched to death by dolphins
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THE ONE HIT POINT HORK BAJIR KILLED FOUR ANIMALS
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jesus christ mission five
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god. hoshi wo miru hito
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"You may be wondering why we don't buy weapons to get stronger! That's because buying weapons in this game makes you weaker."
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THEY WANTED IT TO BE
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A RIVAL TO DRAGON QUEST
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I WILL NEVER GET OVER
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I rewatched the HwMH run earlier today and my god it just does not stick in a person's mind
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the mind refuses to parse it
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I've watched it several times already and I was still having moments of just
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"you start at LEVEL ZERO?"
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you CAN'T CANCEL OUT OF MENUS
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"THE STARTER TOWN IS INVISIBLE?"
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TELEPORT WORKS HOW
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"what the fuck do you mean you MADE THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE MAP LOAD ON THE LEFT EDGE OF THE MAP"
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"HOW IS THAT EVEN A THING"
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THEY NEVER PROGRAMMED THE FINAL BOSS
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there's no credits because, yeah
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I get it
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I feel so bad for the one guy who apparently worked on this
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and now, on to
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Sword of the Black Stone
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I never need epilepsy warnings on things but Castle of Dragon is making my eyes hurt regardless
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god this awfulblock is so LONG
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hashtag blessed
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"I still can't believe they let me come up here and install this game on their computer"
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awfulblock is basically like
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12 straight hours
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it doesn't really end until after the Skittles game and EVEN THEN
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shame on you, sven
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calling darkened skye part of awful block
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that game is perfect
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i'm late but animorphs was so much
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DARKENED SKYE IS PART OF AWFUL BLOCK CHANGE MY MIND
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darkened skye is the king of awful block looking down on all the other pleb games
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darkened skye is art
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Darkened Skye is a majestic thing of beauty made even better that the GDQ YouTube account has another Liz run of it from a Frame Fatales from before Auth broke the run
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back to backing them is a JOURNEY