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It is midnight thirty and I have ABRUPTLY shifted gears from Dirk Strider to losing my shit over Peter "thank god his name isn't Michael again" Lukas,
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I really... want to get an app together and put him in 
god damn it
god damn it
Usagi
oh my godddddd
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I HAVE A JOURNAL I just don't have an icon because I don't know if I can or SHOULD commit to the fucking "crop an icon of the Gorton's fish logo guy" schtick
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His journal name is already a shitpost but it's one I'm VERY committed to
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[Elias Voice] 
curby&coughing
look, you can get him a legit pb, get fanart icons, or you can just make your main icon a fuckin screencap of the fish logo guy
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curby&coughing
: I really, really think it's going to be that third one there
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look you can do the third one in combo with the other ones if you really want icons
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And then I'm apping him to a Pokemon game where he's completely depowered so he has to endure social media and the constant risk of encountering friendly people every few days
curby&coughing
but your main. icon. really needs to be the fish guy
curby&coughing
get fucked peter HAHLJKGSD;L
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HONESTLY IF I DO THE FISH GUY IT'S THE FISH GUY AND THE FISH GUY ALONE
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But also that's how I pictured him the entire time, literally, in my mind
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So
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I am nothing if not true to my own visions
curby&coughing
HAHSLDKG;SD
curby&coughing
YOURE STRONGER THAN ME
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I PLAYED FOSTER. IN PUBLIC. I AM UNSTOPPABLE WHEN I WANT TO BE(?!)
ArtIsArt
LMAO Who's Peter Lukas?
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ArtIsArt
: I am struggling to describe him. The Salty Dog Cafe guy sold his soul to the mortifying ordeal of being (un)known. There are dad jokes.
ArtIsArt
What canon?
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The Magnus Archives!
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PETER PETER PETER PETER
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God he’s going to be such a disaster please app him
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I WILL, I have mod stuff I need to focus on writing FIRST but I've wanted to do this since December. My awful sea capitalist.
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Connie bullies him by t-posing over him and reciting the Communist Manifesto from memory
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HE'S TALLER THAN HER also he's so... passive... and polite.... he's like, I have to take my ghost anchor and leave forever goodbye
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Which class? 
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Breeder, maybe.... Trainer just doesn't fit, imo, and if he had to go through basic Rocket training he'd expire on the spot
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i mean isn't that all the more reason to make him a rocket
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WELL, ALSO, HOW MANY ROCKETS CAN I PLAY,
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i mean dirk's a hermit anyways you should be fine
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MAYHAP. We will see!
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"awful sea capitalist"
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Yeah. I still. His Ritual idea!! SIR??? DID YOU TRY?? WAS THAT YOU TRYING?
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the most depressing part about it is that i would've absolutely fallen for that ritual
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"oh sweet, low rent, soundproofed walls, no interaction with neighbors, i don't need a lot of space anyways"
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Right, same....