There's a cat called Morrissey on the street and he's a cunt. He's had a fight with Alan, again. He keeps trying to come on our yard, now that Indy's gone he's trying it on and Alan was defending..you should've heard the bloody noise.

I mean, when I was at my cat owning peak I knew they'd have fights with other cats, and Moby was a shit. His nemesis was Charlie who lived over the road and the times I would have to go and seperate them...

But fuck me, Morrissey is a LOUD cat. He's also a cunt. Just like his namesake really.

Life imitating art

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