Thank you Lapis for humoring sweet John and his antics.

John < Throw a rock at a terrorist to save the cool robot guy

aaaand here I go dicking around on the network in true john Egbert fashion

i pretty much have it set that he's 100% grounded and stuck in his room with nothing but his computer after the incident in arcadia

he's not helping her paranoia on the network

Look. He is a conspiracy nut who doesn't trust large organization funded programs what so ever. Okay? Okay. This whole thing brings up soooooo many red flags for him