KIПG DΛD
Just casually recruits Prompto to help plan Cor's birthday in a few months.
KIПG DΛD
inadequate tits Father and son also need to speak on when a certain blonde's birthday is :-D
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oh man
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they're gonna give ardyn a birthday party and he Will cry
KIПG DΛD
I was JUST going to ask if you had a date for Ardyn. EVERYONE needs parties since Regis got one
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as a matter of fact canon does now
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it's april 30, walpurgisnacht because Of Course
KIПG DΛD
oooh, was that added when the prologue came out?
KIПG DΛD
LOL OF COURSE
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yeeee
KIПG DΛD
that totally slipped my mind. excellent. I assume Somnus got one too?
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i wanna say he's also may, lemme look
Jae
he's uhh may 9
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beat me to it
Jae
there was a q&a video after the anime got released and they mentioned ages/birthdays there
KIПG DΛD
nice! \o/ more specific birthdays are good! forever bitter at just getting a YEAR for Reggie
Jae
aera's birthday is independence day and I howled the first time
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oh my god that's right
KIПG DΛD
alsdkjfdslk OMG that is PERFECT
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on brand
KIПG DΛD
Geez, I need to make a calendar for all these birthdays. Regis would not want to miss ANY of them
Jae
drops somnus on his birthday
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oh my god,
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rude
KIПG DΛD
pffft OMG the sad thing is....I can see him vanishing JUST so no one can celebrate him
Jae
put him on hiatus so he gets hit with vanishing disease and is quarantined for a month
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
ardyn can wait.
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
c:
Jae
no
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yes,
KIПG DΛD
right? and then suddenly no one thinks what Regis does to hide his birthday is so bad
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stands outside the temple tapping his foot
Jae
KIПG DΛD
everyone helps Ardyn decorate the outside so as soon as Somnus steps out it's party tine
Jae
why this. also i'm laughing, end of april to the beginning of may is going to be busy
Jae
why is everyone born within like two weeks of each other
KIПG DΛD
LOL I was just noticing this.
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oops......
KIПG DΛD
mental note, if I choose April for Regis' canon update, do it in EARLY April
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don't miss cryptid uncle's birthday he loves you ;-;
KIПG DΛD
yes, he doesn't want to miss ANY birthday. lays here
KIПG DΛD
(but especially not Ardyn because he deserves ALL THE LOVE)
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everyone gets a party
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(or else, somnus,)
KIПG DΛD
Yes! EVERYONE
Jae
he doesn't want a party!!
KIПG DΛD
fine, it's not a party. it's a contact gathering...gathering
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
socialize with people who love you
Jae
eugh, just give cor an extended birthday party
KIПG DΛD
....and then the Lucis Caelums had a two week bender and the game was never the same
KIПG DΛD
(Lucis Caelums and family OF COURSE)
Jae
y'all doing magic drugs at the house or what?? be responsible, children
KIПG DΛD
LOL forget drugs, they are just testing the potions that Reggie and Noctis made from the magical drinks. "Now lets see what THIS one does"
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somnus your brother will noogie you into oblivion
Jae
he's going to bring pyra and just have her analyze those drinks for you so you don't get high
Jae
a two-week bender of potions testing . . . too powerful
KIПG DΛD
LOL awww, come one. who DOESN'T wanna see Noctis in carbuncle ears and a tail?
Jae
au where the potion goes wild and noctis becomes carbuncle like the people in the new cats movie
Jae
continued au where the effect never goes away, that's his new form now
KIПG DΛD
pffft aosdmfsdklf OMG. Reggie now has a carbuncle son...honestly, it could be worse
Jae
regis turns into a car, he's optimus prime now
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The True Carbuncle King
Jae
ardyn and prompto become chocobos
KIПG DΛD
LOL
KIПG DΛD
But what does SOMNUS become?
Jae
nothing, he ain't drinking any of that
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wuss
Jae
yes, he knows
KIПG DΛD
probably also the smart one who can now take all the blackmail pictures he wants
Jae
he'd sooner put the pics in a family album and be like ah yes my wonderful family
Jae
his wonderful . . . crazy . . . family
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who he should interact with,
Jae
he'll be the designated driver (in a city that needs no designated drivers)
Jae
the driver who can't drive
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god, that's so true
KIПG DΛD
LOL. Look, he probably still drives better than Regis does
Jae
somnus, who has never driven a day in his life, can still driver better than regis
Jae
i imagine he would've had some sort of feline appendages, though, and i was looking through cats when i came across this amazing headline: Adorable, Remorseless Killing Machine Is World's Deadliest Cat
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KIПG DΛD
LOL
Infychu
inadequate tits
staggers in here forever later now that im conscious yes hello birthdays
KIПG DΛD
Since Regis got a birthday party, a certain Chocoboy gets one too! Everyone gets a party!
inadequate tits
oh shit iggy's is real close
inadequate tits
lup's restaurant will be open by then if that helps any
KIПG DΛD
oh that's right. He's in early Feb. daintily Did you have any thoughts on Iggy's birthday?
inadequate tits
i thought that was the blond you meant since it's so soon lmao
KIПG DΛD
no! I meant Prom since Reggie knows the older boys' birthdays. he just doesn't know Noct and Prom!
inadequate tits
noct: is it bad for him to know mine bc then he'd know when to--
KIПG DΛD
snort LOL well, since you were born early Noct, not really?
inadequate tits
well i don't believe noct's mentioned the year or his specific age either so regardless he's fine
inadequate tits
but the mental image of regis casually marking off a section of a calendar and fingergunning aulea is going to entertain me for a while
KIПG DΛD
yeah, if Regis did some math from the info he got from Luna, he could piece a few things together, but he is purposely NOT doing that.
KIПG DΛD
s;ldkfsdjf Gods, they would do it too
inadequate tits
good man
KIПG DΛD
but yes, since Iggy's birthday is so close, that is TWO blondes they need to speak about
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
i have put Zero thought into iggy’s birthday
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
he probably hasn’t been thinking of it either tbh
inadequate tits
if you want to take care of that they are making dumb small talk about igs already in the party thread
KIПG DΛD
that is trueee. What would Iggy think of something small at Lup's restaurant? my thought is he would enjoy something smaller than what is going down for Reggie at least.
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
he’d enjoy that a lot!
Jae
Regis is having to fight so many temptations on behalf of not spoiling the future unnecessarily for himself, he is the true champ
KIПG DΛD
daintily: yay! he's not nearly so social as Regis is, plus that is easier on you too :-D
inadequate tits
noct would know too, though they've lived with him long enough by now. they probably had like, lil get togethers in noct's place over the years
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inadequate tits
order food and let ignis critique it while giving him a break from cooking lol
KIПG DΛD
oh that sounds adorable
KIПG DΛD
Jae : he is trying, but it's hard sometimes. Like right now he's about to tell Pyra that he knows the future isn't looking good, but he's not sure if it is his place to change it.
Jae
regis is a good man
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stand awkwardly with noct in the "we probably shouldn't be doing that" corner lmao
KIПG DΛD
he's conflicted, but at least he can think on it instead of having to make a quick decision and hoping for the best
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*probably
KIПG DΛD
LOL
inadequate tits
won't it be fun to tell him noct is the chosen and what that means
KIПG DΛD
NOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPE
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inadequate tits
i mean he can keep mum about it if you want
KIПG DΛD
we will see dundundun because it's going to come out sometime. Just WHEN is the question
inadequate tits
noct is gonna find out when he's updated but idk when that will be
KIПG DΛD
nods Regis has this update and then probably one more before he finds out naturally because I think the next point I would take him to is right after Tenebrae, so if Noct updates in between the two jumps, we could have it come up. Let him cuddle his poor boy
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perf
inadequate tits
noct is gonna be pretty miserable for a bit after so he probably won't be able to hide it even if he wants to lol
KIПG DΛD
oh no :-( just clings to him forever
inadequate tits
at least he'll hear it from luna instead of bahamut...!
KIПG DΛD
That's a good! Lays hee
KIПG DΛD
<<here even. what the heck is up with my 'r' key tonight?
inadequate tits
so i just realized i responded to the wrong tag bc i had too many tabs open across two computers
inadequate tits
i don't know how THAT happened but just. gonna fix that.
KIПG DΛD
LOL no worries. it happens
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
I'm laughing that we're all on the same wavelength, emet asked somnus about ardyn's on his inbox
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
celebrate all the births!
DeadTea
Haaa. Prom already had a birthday in Hugs. /marks himself as winning the birthday avoidance game.
inadequate tits
he didn't avoid it with noct!!
inadequate tits
bullied into the best cheer-up session a bestie could muster
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oh my god DID he
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nefarious! plotting and scheming behind his back!
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
what do you think an ascian friend is for!
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
(he did promise no surprise parties though, so if one happens he'll just be like "I had nothing to do with it")
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...got me there!
Jae
no surprise events or parties was somnus' only condition, dont do anything to make ardyn anxious
DeadTea
inadequate tits : <3 best best friend.
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FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
gotta get ardyn some less dumpy clothes
inadequate tits
call the fashion police
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aw lil bro :3
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also wow he looks Fine
Jae
emet was like "at least I can get him better clothes" and somnus just thought there was nothing wrong with how his brother dresses
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he just looks like a disheveled college RA that doesn't really give a fuck what anyone does so long as the dorm isn't on fire
inadequate tits
not in this family
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ardyn is practically well put together compared to the coffee filter collar and fifty scarves
Jae
I always thought of reese's cups but coffee filter HAKAHA
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I MEAN, EITHER OR
KIПG DΛD
DeadTea : I mean, if Noct caught him I don't know if that counts as avoidance! :-P
DeadTea
Eh, maybe lol. No party, though!
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
if Prom doesn't have to have a party then Cor definitely shouldn't have to have one
KIПG DΛD
Prom will just have to have a double party next year is all. Cor is DEFINITELY having one this year
KIПG DΛD
oops next time not next year
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Reggiiiiiiiiiiiiie no
DeadTea
Cor. Gets. A. Party!
DeadTea
Prom b-day fell around the time Kaname disappeared and wall was breached - he's got an excuse.
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poor chocoboy u.u
inadequate tits
yeah thats why it was kind of a quiet affair and noct didn't want to make a big deal out of it best boy was so bummed
inadequate tits
it didn't seem right to really celebrate
DeadTea
yeah ;;
KIПG DΛD
uggg worst birthday ever
inadequate tits
and noct just got there so he couldn't really get him anything yet lmfao... he just kinda tried to give him a chill hang out day
KIПG DΛD
probably the very best thing you could have done Noct
DeadTea
^ was just going to say that
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sometimes he gets it right
KIПG DΛD
that he does! :-D
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
★ тяу-нαя∂уи : exactly, what is he supposed to wear on dates or to other parties!
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...the same thing,
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he sees no issue here
inadequate tits
scarves are nice to cuddle into...
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
no! you need clothes for looking nice!
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inadequate tits
you can impress aera, bud
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you dare imply aera is not impressed by his mere existence
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somehow
inadequate tits
more impressed! like a special occasion!
inadequate tits
you gotta shake things up in romance dude
Jae
yea like with a kiss on the cheek
inadequate tits
don't take advice from somnus
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ardyn knows better.
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