p/nnijbh

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:26 PM

like Naruto's at the party holding Boruto's cake and he bumps a table by mistake

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:26 PM

and poofs out of existence

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:26 PM

and the cake hits the floor

@deerleisure

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:27 PM

i love how we spend an eternity with Boruto's dad in the prequel manga so like, we're obviously supposed to empathize with him,

@deerleisure

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:27 PM

but then he's just straight up a shitty parent

@sanduophon

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:28 PM

mood, emily

@sanduophon

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:29 PM

remember when naruto himself was an outcast and only had his teacher to rely on as a father figure? so glad to see this shaped his own parenting

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:29 PM

I mean "We're supposed to empathize with him but he fucking sucks" is a broad overall problem in the Boruto's Dad canon

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:30 PM

it's a whole thing with a great many characters

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:30 PM

he just is the worst at making characters do things that make sense or aren't horrible

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:31 PM

nart acts out and disrespects the hokage statues because he's an outcast who's been failed by society

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:32 PM

bort acts out and disrespects the hokage statues because... genetics, I guess

@CaptainPlanette

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:33 PM

Okay but the cake dropping example you gave is. So funny.

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:33 PM

RIGHT

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:34 PM

I said "best" for a reason

@CaptainPlanette

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:34 PM

Boruto in therapy ten years from now talking about the time his dad vanished from his birthday party and dropped the cake on the floor

@Overbringer

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:34 PM

Naruto acts like a little shit for basically all of Boruto Prequel

@Overbringer

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:34 PM

That I remember, at least

@CaptainPlanette

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:34 PM

The therapist asks if that's the root of his abandonment issues now

@Overbringer

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:34 PM

I don't see why getting older would make him stop

@CaptainPlanette

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:35 PM

Wait hold on Quinn are you telling me that cake thing wasn't you making a joke about it? THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED???

@Overbringer

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:35 PM

Though really I think the root of the problem is that Masashi Kishimoto is just

@Overbringer

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:35 PM

A Bad Writer

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:35 PM

IT LITERALLY HAPPENED

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:35 PM

OR SO I HEAR

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:36 PM

Oh my god that is choice

@CaptainPlanette

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:36 PM

THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD

@UsagiSquared

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:38 PM

g od
i mean tbh if my dad pulled that shit id paint all over his mountain face too

no way thats the only year it's happened wheeze

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:38 PM

it's such a choice faux pas because like

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:39 PM

it immediately calls every past birthday into question

@Overbringer

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:39 PM

Has Naruto EVER been to his son's birthday party?

Niamh Vibes

@nerdiethings

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:39 PM

And if no one confronts him

Niamh Vibes

@nerdiethings

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:39 PM

Every future birthday

@UsagiSquared

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:40 PM

exactly...
like...naruto...dude...holyshit...

@CaptainPlanette

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:42 PM

Fuck that kid no jutsu

@sanduophon

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:44 PM

FUCK THAT KID NO JUTSU

moontouched

@rukafais

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:45 PM

GOD

NekoInc, MSPM

@NekoIncardine

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:45 PM

Well I mean at least he didn't name his kid Salad.

NekoInc, MSPM

@NekoIncardine

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:45 PM

But yes Boruto's Dad being terrible is a thing

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:46 PM

I don't know why people get so mad about Salad when like 90% of the cast are named after food

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:46 PM

Naruto is named after food

Himawari's Birthday | Boruto: Naruto Next Generation...

@sanduophon

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:46 PM

@sanduophon

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:46 PM

IT WASNT EVEN BORUTO'S BDAY

@sanduophon

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:46 PM

IT WAS BORUTO'S LITTLE SISTER'S BDAY

@UsagiSquared

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:46 PM

sarada herself is a good tbh",

moontouched

@rukafais

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:46 PM

I CANT TELL IF THATS WORSE OR BETTER

@UsagiSquared

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:47 PM

OH NOOOO

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:47 PM

HOLY SHIT

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:47 PM

THE COMEDIC TIMING ONT HIS IS SO GOOD

@deerleisure

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:47 PM

well, I mean,

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:47 PM

the music cut and the IMMEDIATE cake drop

@deerleisure

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:47 PM

that's his wife's mini-clone, not his mini-clone, so that makes sense at least

@CaptainPlanette

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:50 PM

THE MUSIC

@CaptainPlanette

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:50 PM

I'm weeping at my desk this is so fucking funny

Rama

@Nerdorama

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:55 PM

Goku: "I'm the worst non-villainous dad in anime."
Boruto's Dad: "hold my beer"

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:55 PM

at least Boruto's Dad pretends to care

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:55 PM

Goku wouldn't send the shadow clone

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:55 PM

come now, he doesn't have that ability

Rama

@Nerdorama

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:55 PM

Goku: "what's a birthday?"

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:55 PM

he probably would if he could

★ тяу-нαя∂уи

@lollichop

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:55 PM

goku: wait i have HOW MANY kids?

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:56 PM

he'd probably send Shadow Clones to sleep with Chichi

@quinn2win

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:56 PM

why would he do that when those clones could be training

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:56 PM

he can make lots of them

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:57 PM

like ten to train with, one for the family

@sanduophon

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:57 PM

that one clone gets up and leaves halfway because he would rather be training

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:59 PM

Just switches to doing push-ups in the middle of it

penis bacon

@flare_sword

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 6:07 PM

--I was about to swing this to Gohan's Dad discussion but I see others have already done the job for me

@CaptainPlanette

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 6:07 PM

I'm supposed to be working but I can't stop thinking about fuck that kid no jutsu

penis bacon

@flare_sword

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 6:08 PM

this just in: shounen jump promotes and is complicit with deadbeat dadding

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:28 PM

I'm glad we didn't get a bleach two

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:28 PM

Because any of that coming from Ichigo would be heartbreaking

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:31 PM

I picture him being the kind of dad who doesn't always get his son but is 120% supportive

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:32 PM

Also Orihime is there and you know she loves having a family and being able to do group family stuff

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:33 PM

"Ichigo look at this cute family halloween costume theme"

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:33 PM

"Orihime it is March-"

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:33 PM

He is already dressed as a giant carrot

@deerleisure

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:34 PM

honestly Kubo was actually really good about the downtime stuff, at least,

@deerleisure

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:34 PM

I'd read "Bleach sequel, but there's no fighting this is now just slice of life family comedy"

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:35 PM

Oh I would so read that

@deerleisure

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:35 PM

~~"and every chapter cover is just characters dressed up in cool fashion"~~

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:35 PM

There's a fighting anime in the background because Aunt Karin has taken over the Don kanonji role

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:36 PM

When she's not coaching a youth soccer league

@deerleisure

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:37 PM

occasional Hollow fight but it's always secondary and lbh they're not a threat nowadays

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:37 PM

Something tries to Don Fisher Ichigo and he punches it in the snoot

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:38 PM

He knows exactly what will happen if his sons parent dies in front of him and he won't be allowing that

@deerleisure

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:38 PM

i'm throwing money at my computer screen but this series isn't getting made, what gives,

@Overbringer

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:40 PM

I'd watch the HELL out of Bleach 2 the wholesome family comedy series

@Overbringer

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:40 PM

grownup Ichigo's big struggle is that he finds himself acting more and more like Isshin as he gets old

@Overbringer

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:40 PM

And is just like "WHAT AM I BECOMING???"

@UsagiSquared

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:41 PM

on the one hand not a bad dad on the other he can never take himself seriously again

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:42 PM

Looks in the mirror and sees the stubble forming and screams

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:42 PM

"Good morning, Dad"

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:43 PM

"Kazui I can never say good morning to you again lest I activate a family curse"

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:44 PM

Orihime takes this and runs with it on an Orihime internal logic tangent and tells Ichigo that she will love him even if he becomes a werewolf

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:44 PM

But dogs aren't allowed in their apartment so she's going to draw them up blueprints for a new house

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:45 PM

Just starts another arts and crafts project at the breakfast table

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:46 PM

Orihime no it's a school day, we can't keep doing this

@Overbringer

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:47 PM

Orihime cannot be controlled

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:47 PM

Ichigo makes his wife and son brush their teeth and go to school

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:47 PM

(Orihime is an elementary school teacher)

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:48 PM

Maybe a pediatrician or nurse?? I just really want her to work with kids

@Overbringer

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:48 PM

Kids who are frequently more mature than she is

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:48 PM

Teacher is funniest because then she can be Ms Frizzle

@MadarFoxfire

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:50 PM

Does literal magic on field trips and all the kids are like "nobody will ever believe this shit"

@Overbringer

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:53 PM

reverses time and casuality to repair someone's science project that fell off the table

Rama

@Nerdorama

Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:54 PM

Bleach Super