You're Quinner
the best thing I've ever heard about Boruto is that Boruto's Dad sends a shadow clone to his son's birthday party and hopes he doesn't notice
Niamh Vibes
God that’s so awful
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like Naruto's at the party holding Boruto's cake and he bumps a table by mistake
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and poofs out of existence
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and the cake hits the floor
Princess Emily
i love how we spend an eternity with Boruto's dad in the prequel manga so like, we're obviously supposed to empathize with him,
Princess Emily
but then he's just straight up a shitty parent
bitchin camaro
mood, emily
bitchin camaro
remember when naruto himself was an outcast and only had his teacher to rely on as a father figure? so glad to see this shaped his own parenting
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I mean "We're supposed to empathize with him but he fucking sucks" is a broad overall problem in the Boruto's Dad canon
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it's a whole thing with a great many characters
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he just is the worst at making characters do things that make sense or aren't horrible
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nart acts out and disrespects the hokage statues because he's an outcast who's been failed by society
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bort acts out and disrespects the hokage statues because... genetics, I guess
big juicy
Okay but the cake dropping example you gave is. So funny.
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RIGHT
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I said "best" for a reason
big juicy
Boruto in therapy ten years from now talking about the time his dad vanished from his birthday party and dropped the cake on the floor
Where Is Harkan
Naruto acts like a little shit for basically all of Boruto Prequel
Where Is Harkan
That I remember, at least
big juicy
The therapist asks if that's the root of his abandonment issues now
Where Is Harkan
I don't see why getting older would make him stop
big juicy
Wait hold on Quinn are you telling me that cake thing wasn't you making a joke about it? THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED???
Where Is Harkan
Though really I think the root of the problem is that Masashi Kishimoto is just
Where Is Harkan
A Bad Writer
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IT LITERALLY HAPPENED
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OR SO I HEAR
dragon time
Oh my god that is choice
big juicy
THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD
Usagi
g od
i mean tbh if my dad pulled that shit id paint all over his mountain face too

no way thats the only year it's happened wheeze
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it's such a choice faux pas because like
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it immediately calls every past birthday into question
Where Is Harkan
Has Naruto EVER been to his son's birthday party?
Niamh Vibes
And if no one confronts him
Niamh Vibes
Every future birthday
Usagi
exactly...
like...naruto...dude...holyshit...
big juicy
Fuck that kid no jutsu
bitchin camaro
FUCK THAT KID NO JUTSU
moontouched
GOD
NekoIncardine
Well I mean at least he didn't name his kid Salad.
NekoIncardine
But yes Boruto's Dad being terrible is a thing
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I don't know why people get so mad about Salad when like 90% of the cast are named after food
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Naruto is named after food
bitchin camaro
IT WASNT EVEN BORUTO'S BDAY
bitchin camaro
IT WAS BORUTO'S LITTLE SISTER'S BDAY
Usagi
sarada herself is a good tbh",
moontouched
I CANT TELL IF THATS WORSE OR BETTER
Usagi
OH NOOOO
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HOLY SHIT
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THE COMEDIC TIMING ONT HIS IS SO GOOD
Princess Emily
well, I mean,
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the music cut and the IMMEDIATE cake drop
Princess Emily
that's his wife's mini-clone, not his mini-clone, so that makes sense at least
big juicy
THE MUSIC
big juicy
I'm weeping at my desk this is so fucking funny
Rama
Goku: "I'm the worst non-villainous dad in anime."
Boruto's Dad: "hold my beer"
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at least Boruto's Dad pretends to care
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Goku wouldn't send the shadow clone
oh i'm scary
come now, he doesn't have that ability
Rama
Goku: "what's a birthday?"
oh i'm scary
he probably would if he could
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
goku: wait i have HOW MANY kids?
oh i'm scary
he'd probably send Shadow Clones to sleep with Chichi
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why would he do that when those clones could be training
oh i'm scary
he can make lots of them
oh i'm scary
like ten to train with, one for the family
bitchin camaro
that one clone gets up and leaves halfway because he would rather be training
dragon time
Just switches to doing push-ups in the middle of it
HOT TURKEY TAKE
--I was about to swing this to Gohan's Dad discussion but I see others have already done the job for me
big juicy
I'm supposed to be working but I can't stop thinking about fuck that kid no jutsu
HOT TURKEY TAKE
this just in: shounen jump promotes and is complicit with deadbeat dadding
dragon time
I'm glad we didn't get a bleach two
dragon time
Because any of that coming from Ichigo would be heartbreaking
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I picture him being the kind of dad who doesn't always get his son but is 120% supportive
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Also Orihime is there and you know she loves having a family and being able to do group family stuff
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"Ichigo look at this cute family halloween costume theme"
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"Orihime it is March-"
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He is already dressed as a giant carrot
Princess Emily
honestly Kubo was actually really good about the downtime stuff, at least,
Princess Emily
I'd read "Bleach sequel, but there's no fighting this is now just slice of life family comedy"
dragon time
Oh I would so read that
Princess Emily
"and every chapter cover is just characters dressed up in cool fashion"
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There's a fighting anime in the background because Aunt Karin has taken over the Don kanonji role
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When she's not coaching a youth soccer league
Princess Emily
occasional Hollow fight but it's always secondary and lbh they're not a threat nowadays
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Something tries to Don Fisher Ichigo and he punches it in the snoot
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He knows exactly what will happen if his sons parent dies in front of him and he won't be allowing that
Princess Emily
i'm throwing money at my computer screen but this series isn't getting made, what gives,
Where Is Harkan
I'd watch the HELL out of Bleach 2 the wholesome family comedy series
Where Is Harkan
grownup Ichigo's big struggle is that he finds himself acting more and more like Isshin as he gets old
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And is just like "WHAT AM I BECOMING???"
Usagi
on the one hand not a bad dad on the other he can never take himself seriously again
dragon time
Looks in the mirror and sees the stubble forming and screams
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"Good morning, Dad"
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"Kazui I can never say good morning to you again lest I activate a family curse"
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Orihime takes this and runs with it on an Orihime internal logic tangent and tells Ichigo that she will love him even if he becomes a werewolf
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But dogs aren't allowed in their apartment so she's going to draw them up blueprints for a new house
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Just starts another arts and crafts project at the breakfast table
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Orihime no it's a school day, we can't keep doing this
Where Is Harkan
Orihime cannot be controlled
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Ichigo makes his wife and son brush their teeth and go to school
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(Orihime is an elementary school teacher)
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Maybe a pediatrician or nurse?? I just really want her to work with kids
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Kids who are frequently more mature than she is
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Teacher is funniest because then she can be Ms Frizzle
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Does literal magic on field trips and all the kids are like "nobody will ever believe this shit"
Where Is Harkan
reverses time and casuality to repair someone's science project that fell off the table
Rama
Bleach Super
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Have an episode where just like in the background Ichigo is running and hiding constantly because Uncle Kenpachi showed up
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