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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:25 PM
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the best thing I've ever heard about Boruto is that Boruto's Dad sends a shadow clone to his son's birthday party and hopes he doesn't notice
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:25 PM
God that’s so awful
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:26 PM
like Naruto's at the party holding Boruto's cake and he bumps a table by mistake
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:26 PM
and poofs out of existence
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:26 PM
and the cake hits the floor
Princess Emily
@deerleisure
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:27 PM
i love how we spend an eternity with Boruto's dad in the prequel manga so like, we're obviously supposed to empathize with him,
Princess Emily
@deerleisure
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:27 PM
but then he's just straight up a shitty parent
bitchin camaro
@sanduophon
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:28 PM
mood, emily
bitchin camaro
@sanduophon
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:29 PM
remember when naruto himself was an outcast and only had his teacher to rely on as a father figure? so glad to see this shaped his own parenting
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:29 PM
I mean "We're supposed to empathize with him but he fucking sucks" is a broad overall problem in the Boruto's Dad canon
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:30 PM
it's a whole thing with a great many characters
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:30 PM
he just is the worst at making characters do things that make sense or aren't horrible
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:31 PM
nart acts out and disrespects the hokage statues because he's an outcast who's been failed by society
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:32 PM
bort acts out and disrespects the hokage statues because... genetics, I guess
big juicy
@CaptainPlanette
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:33 PM
Okay but the cake dropping example you gave is. So funny.
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:33 PM
RIGHT
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:34 PM
I said "best" for a reason
big juicy
@CaptainPlanette
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:34 PM
Boruto in therapy ten years from now talking about the time his dad vanished from his birthday party and dropped the cake on the floor
Where Is Harkan
@Overbringer
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:34 PM
Naruto acts like a little shit for basically all of Boruto Prequel
Where Is Harkan
@Overbringer
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:34 PM
That I remember, at least
big juicy
@CaptainPlanette
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:34 PM
The therapist asks if that's the root of his abandonment issues now
Where Is Harkan
@Overbringer
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:34 PM
I don't see why getting older would make him stop
big juicy
@CaptainPlanette
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:35 PM
Wait hold on Quinn are you telling me that cake thing wasn't you making a joke about it? THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED???
Where Is Harkan
@Overbringer
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:35 PM
Though really I think the root of the problem is that Masashi Kishimoto is just
Where Is Harkan
@Overbringer
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:35 PM
A Bad Writer
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:35 PM
IT LITERALLY HAPPENED
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:35 PM
OR SO I HEAR
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:36 PM
Oh my god that is
choice
big juicy
@CaptainPlanette
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:36 PM
THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD
Usagi
@UsagiSquared
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:38 PM
g od
i mean tbh if my dad pulled that shit id paint all over his mountain face too
no way thats the only year it's happened wheeze
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:38 PM
it's such a choice faux pas because like
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:39 PM
it immediately calls
every past birthday
into question
Where Is Harkan
@Overbringer
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:39 PM
Has Naruto EVER been to his son's birthday party?
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:39 PM
And if no one confronts him
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:39 PM
Every future birthday
Usagi
@UsagiSquared
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:40 PM
exactly...
like...naruto...dude...holyshit...
big juicy
@CaptainPlanette
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:42 PM
Fuck that kid no jutsu
bitchin camaro
@sanduophon
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:44 PM
FUCK THAT KID NO JUTSU
moontouched
@rukafais
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:45 PM
GOD
NekoIncardine
@NekoIncardine
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:45 PM
Well I mean at least he didn't name his kid Salad.
NekoIncardine
@NekoIncardine
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:45 PM
But yes Boruto's Dad being terrible is a thing
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:46 PM
I don't know why people get so mad about Salad when like 90% of the cast are named after food
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:46 PM
Naruto
is named after food
bitchin camaro
@sanduophon
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:46 PM
Himawari's Birthday | Boruto: Naruto Next Generation...
bitchin camaro
@sanduophon
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:46 PM
IT WASNT EVEN BORUTO'S BDAY
bitchin camaro
@sanduophon
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:46 PM
IT WAS BORUTO'S LITTLE SISTER'S BDAY
Usagi
@UsagiSquared
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:46 PM
sarada herself is a good tbh",
moontouched
@rukafais
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:46 PM
I CANT TELL IF THATS WORSE OR BETTER
Usagi
@UsagiSquared
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:47 PM
OH NOOOO
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:47 PM
HOLY SHIT
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:47 PM
THE COMEDIC TIMING ONT HIS IS
SO
GOOD
Princess Emily
@deerleisure
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:47 PM
well, I mean,
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:47 PM
the music cut and the IMMEDIATE cake drop
Princess Emily
@deerleisure
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:47 PM
that's his wife's mini-clone, not his mini-clone, so that makes sense at least
big juicy
@CaptainPlanette
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:50 PM
THE
MUSIC
big juicy
@CaptainPlanette
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:50 PM
I'm weeping at my desk this is so fucking funny
Rama
@Nerdorama
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:55 PM
Goku: "I'm the worst non-villainous dad in anime."
Boruto's Dad: "hold my beer"
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:55 PM
at least Boruto's Dad pretends to care
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:55 PM
Goku wouldn't send the shadow clone
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:55 PM
come now, he doesn't have that ability
Rama
@Nerdorama
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:55 PM
Goku: "what's a birthday?"
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:55 PM
he probably would if he could
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
@lollichop
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:55 PM
goku: wait i have HOW MANY kids?
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:56 PM
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:56 PM
he'd probably send Shadow Clones to sleep with Chichi
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@quinn2win
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:56 PM
why would he do that when those clones could be training
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:56 PM
he can make lots of them
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:57 PM
like ten to train with, one for the family
bitchin camaro
@sanduophon
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:57 PM
that one clone gets up and leaves halfway because he would rather be training
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 5:59 PM
Just switches to doing push-ups in the middle of it
HOT TURKEY TAKE
@flare_sword
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 6:07 PM
--I was about to swing this to Gohan's Dad discussion but I see others have already done the job for me
big juicy
@CaptainPlanette
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 6:07 PM
I'm supposed to be working but I can't stop thinking about fuck that kid no jutsu
HOT TURKEY TAKE
@flare_sword
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 6:08 PM
this just in: shounen jump promotes and is complicit with deadbeat dadding
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:28 PM
I'm glad we didn't get a bleach two
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:28 PM
Because any of that coming from Ichigo would be heartbreaking
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:31 PM
I picture him being the kind of dad who doesn't always get his son but is 120% supportive
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:32 PM
Also Orihime is there and you know she loves having a family and being able to do group family stuff
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:33 PM
"Ichigo look at this cute family halloween costume theme"
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:33 PM
"Orihime it is March-"
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:33 PM
He is already dressed as a giant carrot
Princess Emily
@deerleisure
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:34 PM
honestly Kubo was actually really good about the downtime stuff, at least,
Princess Emily
@deerleisure
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:34 PM
I'd read "Bleach sequel, but there's no fighting this is now just slice of life family comedy"
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:35 PM
Oh I would so read that
Princess Emily
@deerleisure
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:35 PM
"and every chapter cover is just characters dressed up in cool fashion"
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:35 PM
There's a fighting anime in the background because Aunt Karin has taken over the Don kanonji role
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:36 PM
When she's not coaching a youth soccer league
Princess Emily
@deerleisure
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:37 PM
occasional Hollow fight but it's always secondary and lbh they're not a threat nowadays
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:37 PM
Something tries to Don Fisher Ichigo and he punches it in the snoot
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:38 PM
He knows exactly what will happen if his sons parent dies in front of him and he won't be allowing that
Princess Emily
@deerleisure
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:38 PM
i'm throwing money at my computer screen but this series isn't getting made, what gives,
Where Is Harkan
@Overbringer
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:40 PM
I'd watch the HELL out of Bleach 2 the wholesome family comedy series
Where Is Harkan
@Overbringer
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:40 PM
grownup Ichigo's big struggle is that he finds himself acting more and more like Isshin as he gets old
Where Is Harkan
@Overbringer
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:40 PM
And is just like "WHAT AM I BECOMING???"
Usagi
@UsagiSquared
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:41 PM
on the one hand not a bad dad on the other he can never take himself seriously again
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:42 PM
Looks in the mirror and sees the stubble forming and screams
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:42 PM
"Good morning, Dad"
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:43 PM
"Kazui I can never say good morning to you again lest I activate a family curse"
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:44 PM
Orihime takes this and runs with it on an Orihime internal logic tangent and tells Ichigo that she will love him even if he becomes a werewolf
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:44 PM
But dogs aren't allowed in their apartment so she's going to draw them up blueprints for a new house
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:45 PM
Just starts another arts and crafts project at the breakfast table
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:46 PM
Orihime no it's a school day, we can't keep doing this
Where Is Harkan
@Overbringer
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:47 PM
Orihime cannot be controlled
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:47 PM
Ichigo makes his wife and son brush their teeth and go to school
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:47 PM
(Orihime is an elementary school teacher)
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:48 PM
Maybe a pediatrician or nurse?? I just really want her to work with kids
Where Is Harkan
@Overbringer
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:48 PM
Kids who are frequently more mature than she is
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:48 PM
Teacher is funniest because then she can be Ms Frizzle
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:50 PM
Does literal magic on field trips and all the kids are like "nobody will ever believe this shit"
Where Is Harkan
@Overbringer
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:53 PM
reverses time and casuality to repair someone's science project that fell off the table
Rama
@Nerdorama
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:54 PM
Bleach Super
Where Is Harkan
@Overbringer
Wed, Jan 15, 2020 7:55 PM
Have an episode where just like in the background Ichigo is running and hiding constantly because Uncle Kenpachi showed up
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i mean tbh if my dad pulled that shit id paint all over his mountain face too
no way thats the only year it's happened wheeze
like...naruto...dude...holyshit...
sarada herself is a good tbh",
Boruto's Dad: "hold my beer"
"and every chapter cover is just characters dressed up in cool fashion"