NOOO OOO WHY WOULD YOU NOT TELL ME I’M DOING REMINDER CALLS UNTIL AFTER I GET IN.....

I’m even less prepared for this than I normally am!!

Oh my god I just got the most Night Valean voicemail message yet

It was something along the lines of “The number you have dialed is no longer in service. It was tired of being in service. Sometimes you just have to put yourself first, and that’s exactly what this number is doing, by making a series of catastrophically bad decisions in Thailand. Goodbye.”

I was so caught off guard I couldn’t think to leave a message once the tone played.

You know what, miss’am? Well played. Enjoy the rest of your day.

(And for extra flavor the person I was calling was named Patience.)

There is now a coffeemaker in the back room. The back door has stopped singing.

Are these two things related? WHO KNOWS.

/reads up on tarot meanings while doing these calls, knowing I’ll remember none of it

Martin Martinez... That’s like being called John Johnson.

Is it a thing that people don’t actually say hello when they pick up the phone, or is it a tech hiccup that sometimes I don’t hear them do so.....

It’s awkward when I call and someone clearly picks up but then no one says anything for like two seconds.

This phone keeps running out of battery every time I do a call shift...

....and now it’s shut down completely. Loooool.