[RL] Himself: You're off tomorrow?

Me: Yep.
Him: I guess that means I have to wake up at a sensible early time all on my own tomorrow.

Me: I mean. I COULD wake up at a sensible early time with you.

Him: <gives me a look>
Me: I COULD. I wouldn't appreciate it, but I could.

that's love

That is a huge sacrifice and he better appreciate it

Oh, I'm not doing it. I already have to be up at a sensible early time next week because we're getting new air conditioning.

Well. I might wake up because he's setting an alarm.

But you can roll over and go back to bed

Yep.