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We're at a pirate dinner show and the guy at the table next to us is about to get kicked out, lmao.
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He's been heckling the other pirates really loudly throughout the show but one of the pirates finally had to come over and tell him to shut up in the most diplomatic way possible.
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He kept calling the pirate captain, Sebastian the Black, Sebastian the Bald, as if it was the funniest fucking dis anyone ever came up with.
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So cringe.
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miri desu
: can attest to how fucking rowdy people get at these shows as a matter of principle, so if the staff have to tell you to tone it down you done fucked up.
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Our pirate, The Saxon, is the comic relief prayer so I'm having a blast.
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*pirate omfg
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Our pirate's hot.
Our pirate's hot.
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We're in the purple pirate's camp.
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He's hot and a little stupid, lol.
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But our niece and nephew got called to go up on stage!
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And our niece
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... impressed the captain.
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This is so much campy fun I love it.
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miri desu
we should go next time you visit.
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You can tell a pirate to fuck himself.
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And you can be gay for the pirate queen with us. 
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Or the mermaid, or the princess. So many options.
the other side
oh oh i've been to this! or the version of it in florida at least
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purple pirate said himbo rights and I appreciate him
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but also: hell yeah hot ladiea
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ladies even
oath✩keeper
there is so much going on here and im here for all of it