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Watching Quinn play Pokémon while drunk
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I’m drunk, they’re not
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Helioptile showed Quinn the true face of death
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they now know what it is like to take a life with their bare hands
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Helioptile not only praises the sun but brings the wrath of the sun down on all fools. /sagenod
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Battle is important to understand pokemon
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TIME FOR A CHECKUP
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Quinn passed their checkup
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I’m imagining Quinn’s trainer just, like
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strangling Helioptile while crying
Rama
The End of Pokégelion
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they don’t want this
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no one wants this
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but they are driven to the inevitable conclusion their actions set in motion
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by forces beyond their understanding
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Yoggo lost the ability to nuzzle
Cold XC
yoggo is jaded
oh i'm scary
Yoggo just watched its master commit murder
oh i'm scary
it's lost its innocence
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but Borble evolved into Inteleon!
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hooray!~
Cold XC
a curiously hot lizard
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Holy shit Inteleon is busted as HELL
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oh apparently that guy was weak to water
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Inteleon is NOTHING
Cold XC
pretty squishy on the defensive end
moontouched
inteleon is a great attacker
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DIANE ISN’T SHIT
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EAT MY SHORTS, BACKPACKER DIANE
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This game is, like
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super cute
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DUGTRIO
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like I feel like I would not enjoy it even a little bit but I’m glad it exists
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TIME FOR MARACTUS
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MARACTUS WAS CAUGHT
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now Quinn is fighting a model in the desert
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There’s a move called sucker punch but not a move called fucker punch
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missed opportunity
Quinneapolis
I just want to clarify
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that Eric asked me if a move called Fucker Punch exists, in pokemon
Quinneapolis
like, to make sure
Usagi
oh my god
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I HAD TO KNOW
moontouched
GSDKGSGS
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I’m trying to make Pokémon dark, but like
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in a dumber way
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than people normally try to make Pokémon dark
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the normal method is like
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”Pokémon capturing is animal abuse”
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I’m just like
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”Eat that rival trainer’s heart with your bare hands”
Cold XC
Turn their pokemon into curry
Cold XC
Quinn are you doing curry
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Quinn keeps making berry curry because it’s won’t let them put anything else in
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don’t go fishing for Pokémon at Dutchman’s Creek
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you might catch one
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but it might have golden eyes
Cold XC
they haven't bought any other ingredients yet or?
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and speak the Under Tongue
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and know all your darkest secrets
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Cold XC
: they bought a bunch of them but they weren’t available on their ingredient list
Cold XC
?????? there's the part where you pick your one base ingredient and then the other part where you select berries
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No idea
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I’m drunk
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SUDOWOODO
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PSEUDO WOOD
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I HATE IT
Cold XC
I love it. it's my friend.
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EATE MY SHORTS
dragon time
you can do a fucker punch with your pseudo wood 
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there’s NOTHING pseudo about my woodo
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no wait I shouldn’t use the same one you used
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dragon time
i appreciate that we both have two sexy emotes and that they are the exact same ones
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wait no i have others
dragon time
dragon time
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Shit your flirt game is stronger than mine