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Today, in hilarious mishaps, I almost sent a panel from the Homestuck^2 upd8 to the mod chat. Also, there's a Homestuck^2 upd8. (Yes, this plurk has spoilers.)
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Vriska's been de-parenthesised, the Vriskid version is now Vrissy, we have sprites for Harry Anderson (who is unfairly good-looking) and Tavros Crocker (who is cute and exactly what you'd expect him to look like.)
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We are having a bit of a generation gap issue in which Vriska is unprepared for a schoolhive that doesn't have an inciner8er for dead 8odies, and Vrissy and Tavros are unprepared for the assumption that this high school would just have an incinerator for dead bodies.
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(The dead body is Gamzee.)
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QwE/fDK/RYonwNifNlLCMfZJnhGRZZ7Cin9_lg.gif Dear John and Roxy: please calm your genetics
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QwE/NZR/hbPg6bqoojFAWpZcDyPV2zr4EIb_lg.gif Tavros Crocker: yeah, that's exactly what we all expected
Maidstrong
oh no bby Tavros
Usagi
tav...
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He had a brief breakdown over dead Gamzee because, well, that was a real shock for him and UNSURPRISINGLY he has a lot of emotions about that, including a big wail and him ineffectually trying to beat the body up, and now they're trying to surreptitiously dispose of it and failing spectacularly.
Maidstrong
;A;
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I LOVE Tavros Crocker a LOT
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CW... dead clown,
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QwE/Iop/B23ZyDBpn04MwAQba0c91swTWDw_lg.gif
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The Squad(?)
Maidstrong
why did they make him do the legs
Maidstrong
why does his head have to be between Gamzee's legs I know generally and vaguely what happens to this boy
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ASDFLMSD YEAH.... I can say that circumstantially the arrangement is innocent, Vriska was trying to lead and therefore Tavros was just carrying the rest of Gamzee, and they were failing without Vrissy so she came in the middle
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But
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Yeah
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None of them know where they are going, but Vriska is leading the way, hunched and purposeful, Gamzee’s head against her shoulder, an arm around each horn like a yoke.
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QwE/bYs/EjtUUMOf2YRPRWxAXstWuFxLEQh_lg.gif
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Two panels later.
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QwE/KXb/souXxXJrc01WU68bZGEJZoDPJr4_lg.gif
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They heave the body upward above their heads and keep walking, invigorated with fresh direction. Emotionally, anyway. They still do not have a physical direction in mind, which doesn’t stop them from marching onward.
Maidstrong
save him
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QwE/NuH/3BqDXwZJJDwkPSjIOxmv4TEQV07_lg.gif
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This is going gr8
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....they snagged Gamzee's corpse on a fire sprinkler and now all of the sprinklers in the hall are going
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The human students, trained to respond to a fire drill with speed and enthusiasm for missed class time, are out in the hall in a matter of seconds.
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Vriska is having a GR8 time.
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Vrissy and Tavros, not so much.
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QwE/BPc/VF82zKe4fZmgif1NLEwdJL9jLIm_lg.gif
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Oh. Welp. CJ (Candy Jane, for those who are not up on my demoting her for clarity) has seen the footage via social media.
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AH this ties into the convo between her and Jake and BGD... I see! That was clever, I like that.
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HAHA meanwhile
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Harry Anderson: has fucked up
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(Harry Anderson thought the texts from Vrissy about corpse disposal were... a prank? And was unhurried and unconcerned about it. And now. He has realised.)
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QwE/9JK/ZnVBpTyh6oB8K2dDof4sIfF3ysO_lg.gif
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HARRY ANDERSON: oh fuck
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And there the upd8 ends
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SMOOTH,
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Way to go, dunkass
Maidstrong
sighs
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Well, I'm glad Vriska is having fun. And I'm glad! We got TAVROS CROCKER content!!
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I am so glad, I love that boy and I want GOOD THINGS for him, or at least like, narratively satisfying things that hopefully lead to... like, personal growth of some kind
Usagi
baby arms....
im so lost and i don't care...
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
Maidstrong : elaine, vrissy has gamzee's fuckin codpiece digging into the back of her nack
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
*neck
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
she definitely has the worse end of the bargain
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sgAGSDMasdfsd
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Upd8: "Harry Anderson" is trending 9 on US Twitter
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The fandom is extremely divided on him
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This is literally perfect though
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
the only Smart he has in his brain is Jane's diluted genes, man
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
he's running on Air and Cotton Candy
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dfskgads and BOY is it showing
Maidstrong
oh sweet jesus
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I MEAN. ROXY IS SMART. Roxy is a better programmer than Dirk, in fact. Roxy also does not take criticism and frequently refuses to acknowledge negatives. Soooooooo........
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
she's.....smart but she's still an airhead
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
she has high INT low WIS
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
accidental high WIS sometimes
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Funnily enough, so does Dirk
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
he's probably a lot more influenced by Roxy due to John's deadbeat dad status
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Probably. It. Kinda already shows. TBH.
Maidstrong
god damn it
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