Luke Skywanker
...most creators look the other when when fans re-imagine their favorite characters doing all sort of things, some of them fairly inappropriate...
But pastiche... is a different matter. It's not about making the characters do what you want them to do, but instead trying to let them do what they might in such different circumstances as you've created.
Luke Skywanker
PLEASE FEEL MY PAIN
Luke Skywanker
This was in the playwright's notes to the SHerlock Holmes play I just went to
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He went out of his way to call out fanfic and then denigrate it
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There was no call to mention it beyond sheer defensiveness.
Luke Skywanker
This is purely about him saying "when other people do it it's about self-fulfillment, but when I do it it's authentic."
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"my fanfic isn't like the other girls!"
Luke Skywanker
HIS ENTIRE PARAGRAPH ABOUT PASTICHE DESCRIBES.... FANFICTION
Luke Skywanker
god I'm so irritated at him
Luke Skywanker
His play was fine! But why did this need to be said? He brought it up!
Luke Skywanker
He goes on to talk about how he ran it by the society i'm part of
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and then says:
so this is Sherlock Holmes, the original and unmatched, as best as I can show him
Luke Skywanker
FUCK YOU THAT IS FANFICTION
Luke Skywanker
So anyway I subtweeted him on twitter
bluecanary
im arthur conan doyle, the real man, it is me,
Luke Skywanker
and the head of the biggest Doyle library in the world replied about how this is why he never uses the word pastiche or even Sherlockian in his work because he thinks it's too pretentious
bluecanary
no one can write as good as me, because i'm the real guy that wrote the sherlock books, it was me and myself?
bluecanary
no one understands it , except me?
Luke Skywanker
So even the other old white guys are on my side, thank christ
Luke Skywanker
yes
Luke Skywanker
lemme see if I can find a picture of John for you
bluecanary
its a burden to be so smart and good at sherlock holmes when everyone else is bad and wrong? at it? because only i am good?
Luke Skywanker
https://imgs.plurk.com/QwE/VST/j4xuhtU3WQrCrSuD7GGCY7Qh8uV_lg.jpg
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He told me once that it was inappropriate to be discussing their sex lives
bluecanary
anyway i dont consider myself a Hero for bringing you Real Sherlock Holmes but if you all wanted to thank me profusely i think that would be appropriate???
Luke Skywanker
and as a professor he was certain he'd be fired for talking about it in calss
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*class
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And I was like "bro they are teaching this shit in university now"
Luke Skywanker
Like IDK why he needs to always stress how he's the one doing it right
Luke Skywanker
So fragile, this boy
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the irony as well
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the best fanfic I've ever read was during the s1 sherlock tv series years
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like. there are some v. talented writers in the fandom
bluecanary
BIG SIGH
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so denigrating SHERLOCK HOLMES fanfic
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if you have to denigrate something, denigrate the les mis fans
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i say this as one of them
bluecanary
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this guy
Luke Skywanker
Well my tweet was basically, "I see that John has not read any more fanfic than he had list time we argued about this"
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*last time
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It reminds me of all the people who used to argue stuff like "well Ender's Game isn't sci-fi, it's literary fiction"
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"I get to call this pastiche because I'm right, and it's good"
Luke Skywanker
IDK why he pisses me off so much but thank you for letting me yell
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Becky
What a jerk. That is literally what fan fiction IS, God damn.
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it's just
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such a doublestandard
Luke Skywanker
Douchebro doesn't get to redefine it so that he's in some special category
Luke Skywanker
But this is hte whole goddamn old school Sherlockian fandom
Luke Skywanker
The head of the Baker Street Irregulars recently flounced and left this manifesto about how he hoped the society would seek to admit people on a merit-based system
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after the latest in a series of kerfuffles about diversity
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Luckily, several of my friends in the community are OLD WHITE MEN BNFS who are entirely on our side
Luke Skywanker
Which makes me happy
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BSI dude: The Ten Exemplars
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Diverse, exceptional, merit-based membership—not elitist
Aspirational, not reactionary
Extremely high standards—reject “good enough”
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/squint
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Kind, welcoming clubbability with joyful, whimsical environment
No politics and no contentious agendas


can you say "dog whistle"
PlurkDevi
The professor needs a lint roller.
Luke Skywanker
hahaha
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you're not supposed to notice
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you are meant to be captivated by his silver foxness
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and his Rightness About Holmes
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side note: he's part of that pugilism club I was interested in trying so there's like, a possibility I might get to punch him if I can get along with him long enough
Luke Skywanker
though since I just kinda snubbing him on twitter IDK
Luke Skywanker
*snubbed
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my tenses are dead, IDK why
Jay
wow, fuck him
Luke Skywanker
He wrote a play where the spirits of Christmas visit Holmes so he can mend his misanthropic ways
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my god.
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and he prefaces it with how dumb fanfic is
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Which is just 1) wrong and 2) so fragile
Luke Skywanker
YOU WROTE A DICKENS AU BUDDY
pharadyne
One of my bffs is a creative writing professor at a midwest university. She knows I write fanfic (we've known each other since high school), and a few months ago she mentioned that without fail the best writers in the classes she teaches are the students who are fanfic writers.
Luke Skywanker
I'm trying to imagine what would happen if I could somehow MAKE John read fic
Luke Skywanker
would he be like "oh well THIS is pastiche, IDK how it got on your A Oh Three"
pharadyne
(I'm also giggling about him saying that as a professor he'd be fired for talking about it in class. I wrote an entire PhD dissertation chapter on hypersexual Roman eunuchs. Academia is not prudish.)
Luke Skywanker
RIGHT?
Luke Skywanker
It's been interesting straddling the old scion society/online fandom worlds
Luke Skywanker
as BBC happened, it led to a really seismic disturbance
Luke Skywanker
Suddenly you had a lot of middle aged dudes going to conventions they thought would be about 19th c revolvers and shit and they were about how to write gay sex?
Luke Skywanker
So I can see how there was an adjustment!
Luke Skywanker
It's just... some folks came through it very wise and woke
Luke Skywanker
and some... did not
Luke Skywanker
So I have had more than one conversation with this guy about whether slash is "acceptable"
Luke Skywanker
"Why does it have to be about sex?"
Luke Skywanker
"Why do you have to MAKE it gay?"
bluecanary
implying someone needs to accept a thing
Luke Skywanker
like
Luke Skywanker
I never asked you to ship it, dude
bluecanary
implying he is like
bluecanary
the internet's dad
Luke Skywanker
and me imagining H/W boning doesn't sully their friendship
pharadyne
he is the only audience that matters. everyone should write only to his tastes.
Luke Skywanker
unless you have a really weird relationship to sex I don't need to know about
Luke Skywanker
sorry about your wife or whatever i guess
sunsʜɪneRɪᴘᴛɪᴅe
good gracious that's frustrating
Luke Skywanker
god thanks guys
Luke Skywanker
I read that and I was like, "am I overreacting?"
Luke Skywanker
But no he's subtweeting fanfic
sunsʜɪneRɪᴘᴛɪᴅe
"the characters do the work for me! I'm hardly involved!"
Luke Skywanker
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS
Jay
what a pompous ass
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