jo ltik
[Descendants] Doing this bc Disney doesn't own me and they don't pick which of their movies I watch this weekend. Also full disclosure based on what
Robin
has shown me this'll be 90% me yelling at her about the simultaneous luxurious abundance/heartbreaking lack of Gay
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that sounds about right for Descendants yes
Robin
YES
jo ltik
Not sure how i feel about OUaT Blue as Belle that's weird
jo ltik
i guess the only thing to do on this island is... parkour?
jo ltik
Mal said no wifi on the island but do they have ethernet or has Carlos just learned all this stuff in the last two hours
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they do have land/ethernet iirc
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they can't have wi-fi because of the barrier
jo ltik
i really do wish they'd stylized the hero's kids more
jo ltik
there's somewhere between two and five blond boys
jo ltik
can we just acknowledge that Mal is more into both Evie and Lonnie then she is into Ben
Robin
Mal is into literally everyone more than Ben
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But also mal is literally in love with evie, there is no other way to interpret these movies
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i'll be honest, ben has way more chemistry with uma in the second movie than he does with mal
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(although mal and uma also have that i-hate-how-hot-i-think-you-are kind of chemistry so. they really come across like exes)
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^ this
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And tbh the person ben has the most chemistry with is carlos
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....that is also true
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ben and carlos are adorable in the first movie
Robin
Right
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Although i have to admit
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Carlos' canon ship is the one ship I actually ship
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Also agree
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I also like Evie's ship but mainly "Strong Charismatic And Ruth Business Girl Who Is Actually The Sweetest Person Alive And The Nerd Who Worships Her And Does Everything She Wants" is kind of adorable. Evie/Mal is still way more blatant imo
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*Ruthless
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Ngl, I can't stand Evie's sob. I can deal with Mal and Ben more
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Evie Mal is so very good though
jo ltik
yeah that scene in the woods with him and Carlos was like
jo ltik
The most in the whole movie
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Ben/Carlos and Evie/Mal were my ships when I saw the first movie. Then the second movie came along as I was like "Yeah Mal totally dumped Uma and was shitty to her after the break up."
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Because that is basically the entire nature of their chemistry
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Yeah, uma is so good. I love her
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Uma is technically the "villain" of the second movie but she's the one actually giving a damn about the Isle and the villain kids left on it and also she wants revenge against Mal for just...being shitty to her for no good reason most of their lives.
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I even love audrey
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Like honestly i love so many characters in these movies
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I tolerate ben bc he's trying lol
jo ltik
haha like
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And harry hook is
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Lmfao
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I love Audrey. I mean she's basically what you get when someone is told their whole lives "Be good and nice and this is what you get at the end. This is the life you deserve and do everything to get because it's what we expect of you and Don't Disappoint Us."
Robin
YEAH
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as of course they weren't teaching her to really be nice, just fake bullshit of Rich People Nice
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And my friend pointed out to me that she and ben were basically arranged and she was pressured her whole life to be this person
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yep
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She grew up her whole life being The Perfect Girl for Ben
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only in the end there was No Ben and what the fuck does that mean for her as a person?
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And then there's one guy who claims to care about her but is also just really creepy in his obsession and fetishizing of her that she eventually dogwalks into being terrified of her and he totally deserved it.
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Chad will always deserve it
jo ltik
I have like, fairly little opinion about Audrey thus far beyond I'm pretty sure she features more heavily in the later ones
Robin
Y e a h
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Ugh
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she's barely in 2 but she's a main character of 3
jo ltik
i may spread the sequels out over a reasonable amount of time by which i mean the next two days
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you get to see uma 
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i should throw my uma at your anna
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It's inevitable I have an audrey account tbh
jo ltik
i gotta decide who else i wanna make a journal for
jo ltik
besides Mal
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because what was I, personally, supposed to do?
jo ltik
NOT play her?
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there's more lonnie in D2 and she's also awesome
Robin
I currently play no one despite being surrounded
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basically I started playing nico off of mal (I forget, do you know pjo?) and then I had to watch all of the movies
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and then I played nico off of harry hook and I died
jo ltik
(only by osmosis)
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he and mal are crosscanon half siblings
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i need more gil and jay too
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Gil is so pure
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he is
jo ltik
keep going back to like. like. the last ten minutes of that movie is just Ben almost kissing Mal and then her not doing it
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lmao y
jo ltik
and also the scene with Mal reading her spellbook and making faces about being into guys
jo ltik
then Evie being like check out my dress and her being like 'it brings out your eyes'
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which is, A; her supporting her friend because that dress was an independent accomplishment Evie should be proud of regardless of how anyone else reacts and B;
jo ltik
still pretty gay
Robin
YEP
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they have a song in D2 that is also Very Gay
Robin
So
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Gay
jo ltik
holidays make it hard to get guaranteed long enough to watch movies, but next two soon
jo ltik
meantime what's a mal journal