YouTube's Most Adorable A.S.M.R. Boyfriend Will Help...
Okay but how are the actual videos not horrifying?

lorax

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ugh i'm having nightmares about when jeffree star tried a asmr

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least relaxing shit ever ugh

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i've never even experienced this... tingling?? or anything??? that asmr videos are supposed to create

lorax
lol. I'm just ... the last thing I would EVER want is some dude staring at me and talking when I tried to sleep.

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but i do have misophonia so there's literally the exact opposite thing!

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RIGHT?!

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i'd be like go away you creep you can sleep on the couch

lorax
asmr is Not A Thing I Get. I am perfectly happy if it makes other people happy but like, the sounds just make me feel weird no matter what they are.

lorax
Yes. Get your Edward Cullen ass out to the couch creeper

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like do people really get tinglies listening to this stuff?!

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lorax
if i want background sounds that isn't music, then I'd want like ... nature sounds? And it wouldn't make me tingly, just be white noise?

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right?!

lorax
lol. Whatever makes you happy people, but I do not get it.

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also if i want someone to talk me to sleep i default to my borefriend Scooter on Sleep With Me Podcast

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creaky dulcet tones > asmr whispering shit that makes me feel like my ears itch and i want to panic

lorax
See I don't want anyone to talk. If I am sleeping I want the sound of my oversized fan.

lorax
Yes! Like that hushed whispering in my mind equates to horror movie stuff!

Megan
I definitely bought a pink noise fan for christmas because I like fans and white noise

lorax
I have like a giant fan. I basically told my dad to find me a wind tunnel if possible