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OOPS. I guess SOMEONE isn't getting the Star of Lucis for his 20th birthday now.
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Those TERRIBLE expensive tastes of Reggie's.... :-P
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He'll just get him a hotwheels car or something instead. shrug
Infychu
(LOL) Noct, don't sabotage your own presents.
Jae
Okay but imagine Nyx and Luna driving a hot wheel car through Insomnia.
Jae
Somnus has no trouble finding this outrageous car from a distance.
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snort OMG Do they get a track and everything? Just running up and along the builidings...
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noct: oh no i don't get the car i never actually drove
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dsfksdjflk I was about to say he had two years...but then again IGNIS is probably the one who drove it
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i hope at least you can fix the star with regular metal and not some bullshit in a dungeon...!!
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I mean, it's one of a kind so....ask Luna and Nyx? They're the ones who wrecked it.
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ive said it before and i'll say it again: the star of lucis is noctis, that car is just swagger
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dad knew his son's terrible ego
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so THAT'S the real reason it stayed in Insomnia and Noct took the Regalia..that promptly broke down
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snickers
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I mean, Noct does look pretty cocky in that art of when it was given to him
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i don't think ive ever seen that!
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oh! let me see if I can find it
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regis: i must send noctis out of insomnia to save him
regis: .......i must also send the regalia out of insomnia to save it
Jae
goodbye, star of lucis
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https://images.plurk.com/MXGFNk64o0mMITPwED0Du.jpg
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Gladio over there getting fingerprints allll over it LOL
Jae
gladiolus bro you dont do that to someone's new car
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lmfao what a waste
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Ignis is the most unimpressed and I love it
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i went to look at Parting Ways and noct's first line is literally like "when was the last time i was even in this thing"
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LOL so it's like set in the garage and gathered dust for the most part.
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much like his comic collection it's there to look pretty
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asdlfjd Poor car. Poor comic collection
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he was hype at first until he realized driving in the city was a huge pain in the ass
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bet that's why he loves driving off-road in the regalia
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
Regis wanting to very the regalia out of the line of fire is headcanon accepted
Jae
he was over it within a week
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the joy in his voice as he jumps it and crashes into shit and everyone else is horrified
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noct is a Menace behind the wheel
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yep, I will accept that HC too...except I STILL wonder if he tampered with it in order to make sure Noct didn't have time to come back
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And this is why Iggy drives folks
Jae
you know. when I played xv, in chapter 1 i asked ignis to turn around and he turned into a car and wrecked the regalia
Jae
THANKS FOR NOTHING IGGY
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on one hand i like that. on the other hand: regis you dumbass, if the car broke down literally outside the city he could have just walked home. if the car hadn't broke, they'd have caught the ferry and heard the news IN altissia
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omg
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Cid just looks under the hood and is like 'Damn it Regis. I know you know how to do this RIGHT"
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cid is immediately suspicious because JUST WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING
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sshhhh maybe he did the job a little TOO well
Jae
regis is doing his best
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he puts the boys to work bc he saw what regis did and is annoyed that he's getting dragged into that dumb caelum bullshit again
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pretty much. He thought he was free, but nooooo
Jae
he's never free
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that's what he gets for outliving them ALL
Jae
I love how in comrades cid grumbles about the little ingrate that's noctis
Jae
he's lived far too long
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not wrong tho
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as long as he never stops complaining, he will never die. It's some deal he made with death
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inadequate tits : did you mean to double post that response from Noct in the family dinner?
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i did not! my mouse has had some clicky issues lately so sometimes that happens
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if you have a link handy i'll take care of that lmao
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sure just a sec
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/on a different comp rn
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There that is the second one
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ty friend it is gone now
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o/ Not that Regis will mind TWO steaks, but you know LOL
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lmao there's more where that came from
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it's ok he'll never need to use it again
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and he barely ever did
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it's sad that Nyx and Luna probably put more miles on that car than Noctis ever did
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as drivers, most certainly. he mostly just slept in the back seat
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