[stardew] george I picked you that pepper this very morning, the very instant after I read your letter. you are not even done eating breakfast yet.

"took you long enough" my ass.

shoulda been faster

apparently

on the plus side tho i just finished the artisan bundle AND the boiler room

minecarts and a keg 8D

nice

I have inaugurated the keg with a silver quality ancient fruit

oh boy it's the demetrius and maru event

always tell on Demetrius being weird. I'm not even romancing her, holy crap dude, you don't need to shovel talk me while I'm doing you guys a favor!!

(also carries an unpleasant undertone, probably not intended, when he does that to a girl player)

sigh. I want to like Demetrius, but he's just too much of a low-key asshole

Tolerable Demetrius

perhaps?

... that's the first stardew valley mod I've ever actually wanted in my life

oh shit that's good