2019 PSO Atlantic Pole bronze medalist, Deadpool
Bifrostbbsitter
Um,
Spazztichero
?
Spazztichero
Spazztichero
DP also stands for Dank Poling
Bifrostbbsitter
Some serious heels there! Now Ani wants classes
Spazztichero
Self defense AND pole dancing, eh???? Well, he can make that happen
Spazztichero
He’ll offer both classes in Ezera’s club.
Spazztichero
No need to ask for permission. Ezzy Poo will be cool with it. She and DP are total besties. She doesn’t let just anyone call her Ezzy Poo, after all.
Spazztichero
Also, drinks are on the house while class is in session. Ezzy Poo’s house, that is.
Bifrostbbsitter
Those heels, and alcohol, And a pole? She will end up breaking something! Maybe not her, but something!
punani-dasani
I don't have a single freaking word for this 🤣🤣🤣
Spazztichero
DP: And neither does Ezzy Poo, and neither will she, and silence equals assent!
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gdi if none of you guys are going to tattle to M, I will!
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morbidaristocracy!!!!!
Spazztichero
SNITCHES GET STITCHES!
Spazztichero
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you're welcome to try
Spazztichero
Look just because apparently the size of my thighs are cause for alarm doesn't mean I'm not feisty.
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nick
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nick did you really need to go there
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now you have to explain
Spazztichero
It may be better just sitting there with no explanation. 
punani-dasani
I know you were trying to summon her,
Spazztichero
but M hasn't been on plurk for a while
punani-dasani
so odds are she didn't even see it
punani-dasani
.... wait, what?
Spazztichero
All to my advantage muahahaha
punani-dasani
hang on
punani-dasani
what was that about your thighs, I don't
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/SIGHS/
punani-dasani
did you get SWOL without my knowing???
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no, no he didn't
punani-dasani
so he's an alarming noodle? why is that alarming? help
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I'm waiting for him to explain himself
Spazztichero
I'm rather enjoying the mystery tho
Spazztichero
Is he swol
Spazztichero
Or is he noodel
Spazztichero
That damned, elusive Pimpernel
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(nobody's actually questioning whether or not you're swol you pipe cleaner)
Spazztichero
Look, Liu clearly asked if I got SWOL without her knowing! I do not want to take this image away from her.
punani-dasani
//snort// but just the legs, the rest of you is still fettucine. That's it, that's the mental image.
punani-dasani
You can be whatever you want to be-- swol AND noodel
Spazztichero
We shall go with that! I'm like one of those plants with massive roots and dainty leaves
Spazztichero
But fiiine
Spazztichero
So, we went to a climbing gym with Nicky's sister and her man
Spazztichero
And I'm like, sure, I'll give it a shot
Spazztichero
Naturally, I suck because that shit is harder than it looks
Spazztichero
At least, I suck at the freestyle stuff. But you can get in a harness and go up a much taller wall.
Spazztichero
I have to borrow her boyfriend (Zach)'s harness.
Spazztichero
Except...when I go to put it on, it does not tighten up enough to grip my thighs.
Spazztichero
I ask Zach if it can go tighter, and he is like "That's...as tight as it'll go...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR THIGHS?!"
Spazztichero
Now, Zach is not an emotive person.
Spazztichero
This is the most emotive I think I've ever seen him.
Spazztichero
Apparently after that, he went over to Nicky and very solemnly told her I need to do some squats stat.
Spazztichero
Zach is also a physical therapist.
Spazztichero
So now I've been medically diagnosed by one PT as not having a butt and another as not having thighs. I make no medical sense.
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I have never seen Zach that alarmed or intent in my life
punani-dasani
I'm sorry but that is kind of hilarious
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it is tremendously funny