serving you ice cold looks for the party.
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
serving you ice cold looks for the party.
serving you ice cold looks for the party.
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
claire novak:
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
https://static.fustany.com/... 
bc this joan of ark look was too good to pass up.
bc this joan of ark look was too good to pass up.
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
broken pic within this link boo plurk, you're a ho.
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
magnus bane:
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
coming at you repping the too loud making it look to good fashion
coming at you repping the too loud making it look to good fashion
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
dustin henderson:
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
i hunted for him for a while and i really love this 
and can't move past it bc it's so 80s but also so him with the pyramid on the back
and can't move past it bc it's so 80s but also so him with the pyramid on the back
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
can jack be claire's not-date so neither of them go alone?
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
dustin will probably go with will and mike?
vitamin cee
gizmatico please confirm
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
and magnus has no one to go with ... would anyone like to volunteer lol
(ｏ・_・)ノ
dustin so fancy 
ＳＫＥＬＥＲＥＮ
Jonathan would go with Claire but he’s too shy to ask lol
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
awww yes of course!! :>
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
ＳＫＥＬＥＲＥＮ
: awwww jon you're so cute
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
: date not date hahaha
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
(ｏ・_・)ノ
: he's keeping it real with porple
(ｏ・_・)ノ
A+ very real
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
he'll be so pleased
(ｏ・_・)ノ
steve sees jack going with the actual queen in armour like good job jack
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
mike was tentatively gonna spend december working up the courage to ask will to be his secret ambiguous party companion, but ofc it's up to
vitamin cee
how that goes
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
gizmatico: ofc - also, cute. well, dustin will need to ask someone too and he's terrible at doing that SO i'll have to think on it rubs chin
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
tbh i'd be down for dustin to come with them too
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
(ｏ・_・)ノ
: LMAO we were talking about how jack has a mini crush on claire on disco and i was like jack asking steve for flirting advice/girl advice
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
moral support, whether or not he actually knows what's going on
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
steve when he realizes who it is: 
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
gizmatico: third wheel style
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
shades dot gif
(ｏ・_・)ノ
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
: steve has faith in you jack. not like, a whole lot but he's got some
(ｏ・_・)ノ
you got this
you got this
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
but! we can see when wheel 1 is here (i'm making you wheel 1, cee)
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
weeps he shouldn't, jack has no idea what he's doing but he likes her so yolo
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
also, Claire and jack quietly whispering 'fuck off' to each other and then snickering the entire night
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
omg
vitamin cee
hello hi yes I'm here and yesss totally down for dustin to come too!
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
third wheel!!! 
vitamin cee
a beautiful third wheel
vitamin cee
and will being like "dustin help is this a daye???"
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
vitamin cee
: OMG
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
afjkshlag
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
it's winter and there are no flowers so mike hands them both a broccoli floret from the fridge
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
gizmatico: ROFL
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
also i adore that dustin looks bomb as fuck
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
and will and mike both look like fancy newsies
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
dustin's here to party and they're here to deliver the paper, but like a nice paper, it's on parchmenet
vitamin cee
they all have broccoli boutonnieres
vitamin cee
just "I'm mike the fancy newsie and this is my stressed stripey date will and our illiminati date dustin"
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
and there's not even any danger of them eating said bouttonieres bc, broccoli
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
dustin's there to provide the visual interest and comic relief
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
wait is dustin the only one of them who knows how to dance at this canon point
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
btw this Jack's going to think she is the baddest of asses and prob chinhands at her all night like a fucking nerd
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
gizmatico: probably hahahaha
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
: OMG CUTE
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
(ｏ・_・)ノ
steve, with a real boutonierre, realising the kids are wearing broccoli but there's no time because they have to go: SSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
LOL
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
sorry steve
(ｏ・_・)ノ
just get in the car
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
tosses broccoli at the driver's seat
vitamin cee
will gets hungry halfway there and has to eat his and is all grumpy cause "this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't cleaned out the emergency cracker storage under the seat STEVE"
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
mike fishes in his pocket and comes up with five (5) goldfish crackers and a single pretzel
𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ✨
here babe
vitamin cee
delicious sustenance, he was wasting away
vitamin cee
steve: it is a FOUR MINUTE DRIVE
(ｏ・_・)ノ
see this is worse because billy is driving steve's car so steve gets to spend ALL HIS ATTENTION ON THE CHILDREN
(ｏ・_・)ノ
there will be food at the party okay
(ｏ・_・)ノ
probably
vitamin cee
what if there isn't and they ALL STARVE
(ｏ・_・)ノ
then steve and billy will have a peaceful night for once
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
(ｏ・_・)ノ
: ps after he and claire agree on this not-date, jacks going to be poofing into the harringrove house like I HAVE A DATE THATS NOT A DATE WHAT DO I DO, DEAN IS GONE like still clutching the stuffed deer probably
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
OMH
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
do you want to thread them asking or handwave that and go straight to party threading?
(ｏ・_・)ノ
DEEP BREATHS JACK
DEEP BREATHS JACK
(ｏ・_・)ノ
IS IT A DATE OR NOT
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
HE DOESN'T KNOW 
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
it's a not date okok
(ｏ・_・)ノ
ok
(ｏ・_・)ノ
steve can work with that
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
halp
halp
(ｏ・_・)ノ
so you're just going as friends
so you're just going as friends
(ｏ・_・)ノ
that's..... almost worse than going as dates BUT IT'S OKAY it's okay. you've got this
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
they are going bc it is convenient bc they live together, this is what he had been told
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
also
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
: do you want to have them kiss at all in the spin the bottle thread?
(ｏ・_・)ノ
oh
(ｏ・_・)ノ
..... jack do you want it to be a date
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
... why did I ping you in ur own plurk oops
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
he DOESNT KNOW WEH 
it's a lot and he's very small
it's a lot and he's very small
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
and knows nothing about anything
(ｏ・_・)ノ
do you want to kiss her at some point during the evening
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
if they kissed in spin the bottle thread, yep, definitely
(ｏ・_・)ノ
..... then you gotta go talk to her jack
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
if they did not, he'd probably be like idk she's pretty and I like listening to her talk and watching her move around and exist, it's nice
(ｏ・_・)ノ
........... ohhh boy you got it bad
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
he's so bad at talking tho
he's so bad at talking tho
(ｏ・_・)ノ
it's okay jack
(ｏ・_・)ノ
steve has the solution
(ｏ・_・)ノ
alcohol
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
OH GOOD he knows how to do that one
(ｏ・_・)ノ
the secret ingredient is calling claire to come pick you up once you're properly hammered
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
hcjajdjd oh lordt
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
man, jack trying to have that conversation while hammered tho lmfao
(ｏ・_・)ノ
A+
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
Claire ends up just like 
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
while jack drunk rambles instead of just saying "can the party be a date tho"
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
but has to add "except I've never been on a date so I don't actually know what that changes about what we do at the party + I might just like the concept better than the actual thing, I don't know if that matters, does that matter? it doesn't have to be a date, I just wanted to know if there was an option for date or not blah blah blah blah"
(ｏ・_・)ノ
steve just he's all yours, claire
he's all yours, claire
(ｏ・_・)ノ
his work is done
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
: if claire kisses him in spin the bottle it'll be a friendly quick kiss but it's up to you!
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
I could go either way!!
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
: same!!
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
hmmm let's go with quick friendly kiss, bc I think it's cute 
➴HΞЯʅαɾισυʂ
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
: yes good chin hands
𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖆
