
sᴏғᴛ ɢɪʀʟɪᴇ🌵
When your landline rings and you just stare at it

sᴏғᴛ ɢɪʀʟɪᴇ🌵
no one has my landline number

sᴏғᴛ ɢɪʀʟɪᴇ🌵
except my ex-lodger and all the people he owes money to

(^・ェ・^))ノ彡☆
If my landline rings, I run screaming to the psych ward.

(^・ェ・^))ノ彡☆
(haven't had a landline in years XD)

𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒹'𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝒸𝓉𝓊𝓇𝓃𝑒
do you have to have a phone hooked up to it, because if you don't i certainly wouldn't

𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒹'𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝒸𝓉𝓊𝓇𝓃𝑒
your debt-dodging ex-lodger isn't worth the stress of it ringing

sᴏғᴛ ɢɪʀʟɪᴇ🌵
𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒹'𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝒸𝓉𝓊𝓇𝓃𝑒
: I do only because it rings like once every 3 months and I keep forgetting about it bc it's behind my tv

𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒹'𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝒸𝓉𝓊𝓇𝓃𝑒
fair tbh

sᴏғᴛ ɢɪʀʟɪᴇ🌵
I only use it to call my internet company

sᴏғᴛ ɢɪʀʟɪᴇ🌵
since its free if you use one of their lines

𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒹'𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝒸𝓉𝓊𝓇𝓃𝑒
/nod

sᴏғᴛ ɢɪʀʟɪᴇ🌵
honestly one thing I'm looking forward to out of finally buying my house is that he won't know where I live anymore


Horny on Main
I used to just turn off the ringing...

sᴏғᴛ ɢɪʀʟɪᴇ🌵
Horny on Main
: this phone cost like £5