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Impeachment Day 4 / [mute] / [USPol] YouTube 7 hours god help me
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I haven't decided if I'll live-watch Dem Debate or catch it later >>
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I also have a short window where I can read Made in Abyss so I'm going to try to get through as much as possible before vision goes
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lmfao DP's super chats wtf
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"When rivers run dry, we shall wear the crocodiles" David: Yes indeed >> I don't really understand that but thanks?
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Read it
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I am!!
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it's so fucked up alskdjalksdjalskjd Riko's room was an old torture chamber because she's so troublesome
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"After what you did to me, what makes you think I would be kind?!"
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Riko is amazing
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Irredeemable
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she used a drill on him alskdjalskdj
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tthe MIA talk threw me off XDDD
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-> He says they didn't want to work with Rudy, but were scared of losing the chance to help Ukraine at all so did their best (throwing him under the bus harder than Kilgrave)
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Third precisely because they did not think they were engaged in improper behavior, they tried to be open with State Dept.
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however
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(and I've had to replay this 4 times /sob sob)
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The State Dept. National Security, and White House were all informed between May 23rd (lit. day after Mueller testimony) to September when the aid stopped being withheld
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4th "As I testified to previously, Mr. Giuliani's requests were a quid pro quo for arranging a white house visit for President Zelinksy."
David: Quid pro quo, very clear
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however, the white house visit is different from Javelins I will note!
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"Mr. Giuliani DEMANDED that Ukraine make a public statement announcing the investigations of the 2016 election DNC server and Burisma"
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okay that doesn't even matter what they would be getting for that because that's solely aid to Russia and undermining Ukraine / US relations
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"Mr. Giluliani was expressing the desires of the President of the United States, and we knew these investigations were important to the President."
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"5th: In July and August of 2019, we learned that the White House had also suspended security aid to Ukraine"
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HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS GO FOR ANOTHER 7 HOURS
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"I was adamantly opposed to any suspension of aid" GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAYBE BECAUSE THAT'S FUCKING TREASON AND YOU DON'T WANT UKRAINE TO BECOME RUSSIAN TERRITORY ?!
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"I tried diligently to ask why the aid was suspended, but I never received a clear answer."
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Christ just from Twitter I thought he came out and defended Trump harder than Volker x 50 war for reality
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"Still haven't to this day. In the absence of any credible reason for this suspension of aid, I came to believe that the resumption would not occur until there was a statement from Ukraine comitting to the investigations to the 2016 elections and Burisma, as Mr. Giuliani had demanded"
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"I shared concerns for the quid pro quo for security aid with Senator Ron Johnson" brb I need to put some Queen up in here
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and another one under the bus
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back to this
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even chat is like "Everyone under the bus!!! Throw Trump there yaaaay!"
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so Volker was full of shit and totes knew
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which sounds more plausible to me
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so the NSC knew too
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interesting, he wasn't on the call, but he was in part of the arrangments soooooo top kek
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"Was there a quid pro quo? The answer is yes" /mic drop investigation over, everyone go home
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lol Pakman, "please show Devin Nunes' face"
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"everyone was in the loop"
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Reality's writers are on a trip
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YouTube timestamp if that's not damning, I don't know what is
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annnnnnnnnnnd Pence under the bus
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AS WAS POINTED OUT YESTERDAY
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TRUMP IS ANTI-UKRAINE BUT SOMEHOW PRO-RUSSIA, PRO-SAUDI ARABIA, AND PRO-TURKEY
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so can we not pretend it's corruption he has a problem with
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if anything
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his problem is that there's no point to putting a Trump hotel in Ukraine where it'd be happily shredded by anti-oligarchs god bless those insane nazis
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let's not bless any nazis pls
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lol they're so fucking insane but they allied with the rabbis in Kiev
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like literally everyone was like "fuck Yanokovych especially"
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it was a wild time
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that continues
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also trump ffs if you stab someone while screaming "this isn't murder" it's still murder??????????????
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pausing again for dem debate commentary
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or is it
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it is :|
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are not all deeds done by the Emperor just and right?
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I know you're being tongue in cheek but it hurts my soul because the Trumpists are really all in on that
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I'm going to start calling them traitors too >>
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I mean that's kind of my point and while even Trump's judicial appointments have so far at least kind of leaned toward some semblance of the rule of law, I'm not sure how far that's going to extend
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I mean respect for Sondland even submitting this much
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that's what they call "fuck you money"
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He's already independently wealthy so what the fuck does he care what Trump thinks \:|/ spoilers: he 100% doesn't
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this is why you don't rely on a caste system of subservience ???? I genuinely don't understand the cultist mindset, I've been raised too much against it
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/chants along with the names/ and another one under the bus! \o/
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alksjdaslkjdaslkdjas lmfao
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holy shit the whole
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"I want nothing! I want no quid pro quo! Tell Zelensky to do the right thing!"
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was after the whistleblower report was leaked
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Sondland is Batman
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Vindman is Superman but Sondland is a rich playboy who arrests the penguin by pretending to be joker or something ide
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YouTube he even has the Clark Kent glasses
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superman
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YouTube bringing this forward because Ron Johnson wanted this behind closed doors
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THAT'S BECAUSE HE WAS LITERALLY IN ON IT
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and another one under the bus
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w.e.l.p.
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Resuming on 1:55:00 thank you Schiff
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IT IS NOT TRUMP'S PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNT
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IT IS FROM CONGRESS
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HE DOESN'T GET TO WITHHOLD IT
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lmfao Sondland is still this smug ass pos
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no no not batman
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Ironman
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allllll the fuck you money
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his faaaaaaaaace throughout it
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Buggy. He's Buggy.
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When the jig is up and he realizes he can parley this so much better by turning
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"I now know it all" What a good Buggy (LOL)
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moosechangerpat I need you to watch some of Sondland (enough of???) and tell me if I'm on point (LOL)
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I CAN'T UNSEE IT
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It's like he was totally working as the shichibukai... then cheerfully replacing Joker, and throwing Doffy and EVERYONE under the bus :VVVVVV agent of chaos
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veeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrry damning
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when talking about the hold up of the aid and it going public around the end of August
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"The only logical conclusion you could come to was that the aid was also part of this quid pro quo?"
"Yup!"
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the chat is REALLY REALLY REASSURING
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I mean I know a lot of them aren't Americans, and def. not Trumpists but
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they're all out for blood
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just like "yeaaaaaaaaaaaah bring down Pence!!! Woohoo!!!"
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lmfao David's like "Holy shit what did we just watch o_o"
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(rofl)
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"Nunes looks like Christmas has been cancelled"
"Nunes looked despondent!"
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when you don't have morals, but you can't be bullied either
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100% Buggy
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lmfao even Pakman is like "he threw EVERYONE under the bus!!!"
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lmfao this person
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"I thought he was just another Trumpist but now...."
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that's the thing about Buggy
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he's the type that gets put in level 1 of hell and they don't even know to give him seastone cuffs
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he fails up
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oh Moones
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IS the Republican defense that Trump is so thin-skinned and petty he makes HRC look benevolent and generous? That he's such a pathetic clown that he only ever works with people who literally suck his dick?????????????
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Moones, withholding aid from Ukraine helps Russia which makes it not a hoax. Dipshit.
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alksjdalskjd rofl bless you chat (lmao)
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"This is embarrassing (unsure)"
"Impeach the cow-fucker too"
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rofl!!! no Volker said he was embarrassed and cringed whenever someone called him a 3 amigo
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SONDLAND JUST SAID HE WAS A PROUD MEMBER OF THE 3
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ALSKJDALKSJDASLKJD THAT IS THE OPPOSITE MOONES
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YOU DUMB MOFO
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?????????????????????????????????????????? no Moones, if you want to summon Hunter Biden over this, you get to jail Ivanka, DT Jr. and Kushner idiot
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AHAHAHAHAHA BLESS THE CHAT
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"This is like a drug dealer trying to get off by getting his user arrested (thinking)"
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They're all screaming "But what about Obama! The moon is on fire, but what did Obama do to stop that!!!"
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Chat: "Castor is SO punchable" I love this chat
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also
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(rofl)
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holy shit
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Sondland owning Castor so hard is my new favorite thing I'm nearly crying
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also lmao Sondland just drinking while Moones mooed
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Castor Oil: You testified Mr. Giuliani was acting on behalf of the President, but how do you KNOW that? Who told you that?
Sondland: Well, when the President says "talk to my personal attourney" and then Mr. Giuliani, as his personal attourney, makes certain requests or demands, we assume it's coming from the President
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VERY WORTH NOTING
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Sondland never dealt with Giuliani until August 1st
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"On Sept 9th [the day the whistleblower report was handed over to Congress] you had a conversation with the President, and what did he say to you?" dog
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he could say
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"The moon isn't actually cheese, it's rock" and I'd personally demand an investigation into the composition of moon rocks and their edibility
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him saying "no quid pro quo!!!" when everyone is literally slapping him upside the head for doing just that doesn't mean anything
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see above
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if you stab someone while screaming "this isn't murder" it's still murder
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lmfao even Castor oil has to acknowledge that by that ttime EVERYONE was slapping Trump upside the head for illegality
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ahahahahahahah
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At which point Castor starts flailing fuck
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rofl chat even feels bad for him
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they're like "he's trying so hard to find an angle and can't"
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/sigh/ Castor
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August 31st is already after the whistleblower report dipshit
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lmfao
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just because the INVESTIGATION FROM CONGRESS hadnt started didn't mean he wasn't ALREADY CAUGHT WITH HIS HAND IN THE TRAP
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yeah you're right Castor! I don't think the hold WAS linked to the Biden investigation at all! I think it was just on hold to try to help Russia !!!
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/slaps with a gauntlet
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rofl
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David: "Castor looks genuinely confused by his own line of questioning. I think he's mixing up page numbers and doesn't know where he's going with this"
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don't forget, the only reason there wasn't an ambassador was because Trump fired her and then is so stupid he had a special envoy ambassador (Volker), military advisor, and the UN ambassador
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lol David Pakman "I'd like to know even hypothetically what 'gotcha' Castor thinks he's aiming for here"
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(rofl)
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In the Loop moment
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the uh Thick of It movie
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which between last night's "we weren't in the loop!!!!!" and now Sondland all "EVERYONE WAS IN THE LOOP. ALL YA'LL. THERE ARE NO INNOCENTS, THIS IS POLITICS AND IT'S DIRTY"
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or to quote directly
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"everyone's hair was on fire but no one decided to talk to us!"
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that's what happens when you're in a group RUN BY FEAR
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All right Buggy you earned your right to be the smuggest asshole around XDDD not just fuck you money but
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he explains the reason he mentions he can't remember all the times he talked to which president when about what is because that's literally all he does 24/7 all over the EU etc.
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ahahahahahahahahahaha
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I AM NOW A FAN
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HE JUST THREW CASTOR UNDER THE BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HOLY SHIT
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step aside Tulsi Gabbard!!!
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I want to like animate this shit with just Sondland being like "ALL ABOARD :V" and throwing everyone into the train one by one
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that is like
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HIGH LEVELS OF DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
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ahahahahahahahahahah1!!!!!!
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chat is like "O_O I almost feel bad for Steve Castor now!"
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you can see the exact moment Sondland blinks at Castor and decides "OH YOU ARE GOING UNDER THE TRAIN"
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and then Castor is like "fuck me I'm sorry T_T"
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timestamped
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"castor went to Trump University" yeah probably
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"Castor was owned so hard he turned into a ghost" daaaamn son
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Just imagine someone trying to backstab Buggy only to be blown up in the most sparkly fantastic flashy way ever and everyone just stood around and applauded
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<- me
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lmfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
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smuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug sunnova biiiiiiiiiiitch I love him XDDDD I'm just
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HE'S SO ARROGANT AND YET
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the chaotic in me is just "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
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I mean unsurprising that Trump who is Chaotic Evil as fuck would hire some Choatic Neutrals and not see this coming
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(I mean hell, Sondland if anything bought Trump )
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but Schiff explaining that Bolton made the "drug deal" metaphor and it was in fact, a metaphor, not literal
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and you can see Sondland's smuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug assssssss
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he FUCKING KNOWS OKAY
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HE JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK
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HE IS LIKE
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"I am borderline god-tier, I do what I want "
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I can't find my print screen but
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YouTube that face!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao bless Schiff too
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he's like "I know you know, that's not my point Buggy, simmer down Imma let you throw more peeps in the bus, you ready? here's a softball"
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and buggy/Sondland was like "beep beep motherfuckers :V"
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and backed up and hit Mulvaney harder with that bus
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And the Republicans everywhere were sobbing and gnashing their teeth and rending their garments in biblical angst "stop stop he's already dead!!! T_T"
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l m f a o
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nope not happening instead Goldman is like "Actually run over Mulvaney once more for good measure" and Sondland was like "that's what I'm here for!" and then Goldman LITERALLY PULLED UP AN EMAIL LIST OF NAMES FOR PEOPLE TO BE RUN OVER lkjsadlkjasldkajsldkjasdklajs
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"Are you aware that Brian was subpoenad and refused to come testify?" just lining up bodies here for you Buggy.
Sondland: /shrug!
Goldman: "And Mulvaney was also subpoena'd and refused"
Sondland: I did read that!

CC: beep beep vroom vroom
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that's like
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8 time with the bus holy shit
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Kilgrave is just watching this like "damn son."
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what do you even do as a Republican at this point?!!?!? This isn't even war for reality this is just "I made a coke deal with the Joker and somehow it didn't go well" like
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yeah.
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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funny that?
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The Dems are like the funniest part of this because they're playing it so straight
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just like "let us give you more bodies to run over :||||||||||||||||"
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as a person who plays Chaotic neutral characters I am still AWED by this
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It's not ballsy or brave or heroic
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just sheeeeeeeeeeee rawwwwwwwww unchained chaaaaaaos
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it's beautiful ;~;
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it's still going
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Blair, Perry, etc. the whole email list l.m.f.a.o.
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Buggy is not a hero, but he is the chaos we truly DO deserve (lmao)
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moosechangerpat I don't need you to tell me he's Buggy anymore, but you should watch because if you thought last week was good, this one? THIS ONE IS THE BEST.
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(so far, though it's hard to imagine it getting better)
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Goldman: So would you include them as key witnesses who could provide some information on this inquiry?
Sondland: I think they would!! :3
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BEEP BEEP VROOM VROOM
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like 1) Republicans failed hard with Volker even though he was like mostly trying to protect himself, still trying to protect Trump just like "he is a big dumb innocent baby misled by bad guys uwu"
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2) clearly didn't know what was going to go down with any of these people -- hence grilling Vindman and badly at that
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3) Dems don't seem to know either, they're just like
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"oh is it run over people with a bus day? cool :| I got nothing better to do :|"
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like they're just so not stoic, but very very controlled anger lmfao
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it's really beautiful
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and Sondland obviously aint angry at all
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he's just like the ultimate troll form like I said, he's BUGGY
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10th line up to run over Mulvaney
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like literally NO ONE defends Rudy -- well no I think Castor oil tried a couple of times to be like "the best mayor!! America's favorite!!!" and everyone was like "sure dude (unsure)"
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but god damn
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RUN OVER MULVANEY MORE I GUESS?!?!?!?
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rofl
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oops not this time
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Sondland: I think my contact with Mulvaney is exaggerated, I'm not really sure how much he knew by that point \:|/
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