/minotaur event/ .... /looks at asterios/

Mwahaha!

so. definitely signed him up for team minotaur. that said, this is awful and wonderful.

I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT ASTERIOS NFJSJKSK

I'M THINKING NOT MANY PEOPLE WILL AT FIRST AND THAT'S WHAT'S FUNNY

(for anyone reading this and wondering 'wtf', Asterios in his canon is, in fact, THE MINOTAUR FROM GREEK MYTHOLOGY)

oh no poor Asterios

he's not going to have a Good Time okay

YEAH I WAS ABOUT TO SAY......

Asterios hasn't told everyone his past, some people got bits and pieces, but goddamn it would be funny if the people who go on this trip hear about a 'giant horned monster that lives in a labyrinth' and just... slowly turn to blink at Asterios