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Yesterday, noon: 91F, real feel 101F. Yesterday, Midnight: 55F, real feel 48F. Today, 10AM: 49F, real feel 38F. ...HAPPY HALLOWEEN. /shakes fist at clouds

lizard 🐉 wife.


lizard 🐉 wife.
that much weather is too much weather

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I keep joking about who lost the remote control to the weather machine/whose dog turned it into a chew toy, but those are looking less like jokes with each passing day.

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South Texas weather has always been...unstable, to a degree, but this is ridiculous!

Kia
sounds legit

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WHOA.

strange magic
oh a Texas weather buddy

strange magic
I feel your pain

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It is a mess.

strange magic
It’s honestly crazy

strange magic
NEVER PLAN FOR ANYTHING

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take the umbrella in case it rains, take the sunscreen in case it doesn't, wear a long sleeve in case it gets cold but make sure it's breathable in case it doesn't! ...spoilers: it won't get cold, it'll be satan's butthole all day and then the cold blows in with the sunset pffff. TEXAS.

strange magic
texas