Look, if y'all haven't heard me making jokes about being a bulldog IDK what to tell you

I mean, some of you are new enough that you probably haven't, but

Taurus + year of the dog = bulldog

aka: good with kids, pretty sweet under the resting murder-face, and will absolutely bite somebody if they try and take my treat and/or threaten one of my friends

see also: stubborn as shit and patient as hell as long as nobody gets in my personal space, but once they're on my last nerve, it's headbutt time

you are defender and amazing.