[ridiculing astrology] back in my early twenties, I used online dating sites and therefore went on exactly one date with a number of women. The astrology meme that’s going around made me think of this one time I went on a date with a lady who was convinced that astrology was always right

When it seemed like astrology was wrong, it was just because we misinterpreted it

By my birthday, I’m a Gemini. However, I really don’t act that much like a Gemini is “supposed to”

Her explanation? My mom lied to me about the day I was born.

Why would she do that?

She wouldn’t. It’s the insane mental lengths that some are willing to go instead of accepting the much more reasonable idea that a thing they believe is obviously wrong

nowadays they use moon and rising signs to explain that stuff

Ah of course

There is always an excuse.

I like it as a fun thing but I sure as hell don't believe it's a real and solid system

^ that