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[meme] your character has been tasked to create a How To Care For (my character) guide. what's going in it?
Autumn🍂Blade🗡️
Coffee, a dark quiet room, food, MAKE SURE IT GETS SLEEP
pancake
Feed and water regularly
King Navia
will probably spend entire days working on projects if left to her own devices. occasional intervention is required to feed, groom, and socialize.
αяσαcє★нιкα
... these are legit, yes
💀 BONE DADDY
Feed, water, make sure she sleeps
💀 BONE DADDY
Hose down outside every other day
💀 BONE DADDY
If it protests threaten the router
King Navia
always double modulate
King Navia
because what are we, animals?
αяσαcє★нιкα
💀 BONE DADDY
: RUDE
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King Navia
: yes. THANK you <3
💀 BONE DADDY
αяσαcє★нιкα
:[
Autumn🍂Blade🗡️
creature requires area to stash hoard and nest
αяσαcє★нιкα
pffffffff again, very accurate <3
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i'm shocked no one's slammed in here with gremlins references
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
"feed cookies and juice and make sure there's reliable wifi"
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
"requires forced baths daily"
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𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
: DAILY D8
αяσαcє★нιкα
she feels betrayed, how dare
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
LOOK LANCE WONT HAVE YOU NOT WASHING YOUR LEGS, PIDGE
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
AND JESUS USE CONDITIONER
αяσαcє★нιкα
SHE CAN JUST JUMP IN THE OCEAN
αяσαcє★нιкα
ALSO CONDITIONER SEEMS LIKE A WASTE OF TIME AND VALUABLE SCIENTIFIC RESOURCES
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
IT'S LESS TIME WASTED THAN THE TIME SPENT DETANGLING THAT RAT'S NEST
αяσαcє★нιкα
IT DOESN'T NEED DETANGLING, THAT'S THE STYLE
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
stg pidge one day he's gonna shave your head to save his eyes from the horror of tangles
αяσαcє★нιкα
joke's on you she just gonna buy a wig
αяσαcє★нιкα
and glue it to her scalp
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
bitch u dare????
αяσαcє★нιкα
i dare
Autumn🍂Blade🗡️
hahahaha
Autumn🍂Blade🗡️
Keith doesn't like conditioner, either, Pidge 
waste of time
waste of time
Autumn🍂Blade🗡️
and hot water
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Lance: A bunch of heathen beasts. I'm surrounded by them
Autumn🍂Blade🗡️
King Navia
Allura is just like y'all please groom yourselves
αяσαcє★нιкα
pidge washes. she got the shampoo and soap and water.
King Navia
lbr Allura probably has lots of special hair product
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
this is why he's dating allura and not pidge 
αяσαcє★нιкα
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD<
King Navia
not in the pokemon world Lance
King Navia
King Navia
Allura supports u tho Pidge
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
thats because he's convinced pidge that if she wants to cuddle in his nice king sized bed she needs to wash and brush her hair'
King Navia
a compelling argument
αяσαcє★нιкα
:|
αяσαcє★нιкα
allura you can have him
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
lance: you can BOTH have me 
King Navia
lol Lance u wish
Autumn🍂Blade🗡️
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
You ladies are missing out!
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