Overheard at Denny's: One man speaking to his dining companion, a fellow of bowed head, eyes cast down in despair... "I don't really see how you can get a piece of ass..."

I like to imagine that the speaker stuck his despondent chum with the bill so he could go hook up with his Tinder date.

Unless his name was Matt Foley, I'm assuming the guy wasn't employed as a motivational speaker.