I SWEAR I'M ALIVE.

First: Taiwan was great. I miss it. Coworkers are successfully converted.

Second: Work is tetris. 5 new people coming in and I am now A Responsible Trainer. I don't know how my manager, or when my manager became possessed by a self-destructive demon who agreed I should train and SIT NEXT TO the new people but

Third: Coworker who deserved promotions got a secret -No Contest- promotion that no one but 5 people know about

Except 5 people is literally half our team so I guess. "Secret"

Fourth: Not-So-Secretly-No-Contest-Promoted Coworker is aware of my tendencies to terrorize people and has required me to sit near him after he changed desk locations.

Fifth: It's fine though, because we get along but also HOW DARE HE ASSUME I will scare the newbies.

Sixth: Okay, but Chuck the local desk skull has a much better spot at this new desk so it works out

Seventh: I have a new laptop! Her name is MaruMaruChun, as recommended by coworkers

Coworkers actually recommended Chunchunmaru but I got it wrong 3 times and that means the wrong one is now correct

WHICH IDK but I think this is where it is from:

Konosuba S2 ~ Chunchunmaru is born

They emphasized that the girl in the hat was my spirit animal and from this 20 sec. clip I would have to agree