Adam, surveying the game population: Are there any kids from the 1980s who aren't gay?
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Adam, surveying the game population: Are there any kids from the 1980s who aren't gay?
Adam, surveying the game population: Are there any kids from the 1980s who aren't gay?
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he has doubts
hella
ben probably but he's not here
hella
also he could be from the 50s
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gently clutches head
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Adam's new rule is that the more homophobic the time period the gayer the population now
hella
that sounds legit
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Probably not
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
nope sorry the 80's were so fucking gay, adam. you just dont know
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he is pleased but bewildered
🦎 ᴘʀᴏᴘᴀɢᴀɴᴅᴀ
You should have come to space, Adam
🦎 ᴘʀᴏᴘᴀɢᴀɴᴅᴀ
Everyone is at least a little gay
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^^^
tis the ceeson
I mean hes not wrong
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listen he was busy dumping his boyfriend
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he deserved that
he deserved that
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n o
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Yes 
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adam will fight you
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he'll get the kids to fight you too
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he'll tell Will
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N o
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yes 
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
the 80s had queen and Bowie like what did they fucking expect
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Adam: I thought that was the time where no one was allowed to be gay but BOY WAS I WRONG
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shepherd the children, salt dad
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he's just gonna want to beat up more dads
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he already wants to fight wills dad in the pit
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i mean fair
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
it's that teenage rebellion
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everyone thinks shiro is the fighting dad and adam is the nurturing dad but they are wrong
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shiro will pat you on the shoulder and say nice things to you, adam will fight the homophobes with a fuckin spoon