Me yesterday: "I caught a falling food processor blade and it hurt but I don't see any cuts" Me today in daylight: "BOY how did I not notice those"

Holly!!!

To be fair it's a very sharp blade, and some fairly clean, crisp cuts

Holly!!!

If a blade falls the procedure is to let it and scuttle out of the way so it doesn't do exactly this to your toes

"A falling blade has no handle", this is the wisdom I have read in the Reddit threads about how to pretend one knows what is doing in the kitchen

I didn't notice what was falling until I moved in reflex to snag it

Update: chopped index fonger while slicing lemons

Holly!!!

That’ll up your pain tolerance a good ten points

You need your hands!

I still have two good fingers