normal brain: make valmont iris so he can have bunny ears and go into heat
galaxy brain: deers have freckles

jackie chan adventures more like jack......alope.....

cute

fish deranged <333 thank you

Never let Chow find out.

E.S. Levi would he find it cute...

Yep.

And he'd tease him about it.

you realize you're not making me not want this to happen

......The worst would be if Jade found out, though. She'd make so many jokes, and probably try to throw stuff so it catches on his antlers.

........just. sits there silently as urge to kill rises

.......Also. How jealous is he going to be of the Cordis people and their cat agility?

gOD he misses that one time

Some people do know a spell that can give enhanced agility to other people for a while...

DO IT AT HIM

He'd have to get on Akechi's good side to convince him.

well we'll see how their relationship ends up going

Yep. I am expecting a rough start, since Akechi tends to distrust adult men, but...he would have sympathy for 'a supernatural entity manipulated and coerced me into doing things I had no real desire to do that ended up ruining my life'.