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Is "I happen to run the best towing service in [city]" our new navy seal copypasta

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(3.2 star rating)

6LilacMimeLions
orlando police department wants to know your location

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Also

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"that disgrace of a kid" basically won a million dollars

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imagine being so salty over kids playing video games that you can't appreciate a cool million

Shard
That kid's just paid for college and getting himself set up afterward.

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I refuse to believe this dude is not a troll account cause I looked

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RIP whatever tow company is getting review bombed by Twitter tryhards because I don't think this guy is even real

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He plays a convincing part from this sample?

Zita
Yeah. If you look at his Twitter feed though it's all too much though.

Zita
Pretend I don't abuse the word though like some people abuse commas.

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fft