[fic] Summary boggles.

Max Metro wakes up in the hospital

Max Metro. Does he hang with Zachary Apricot and Riley Dracula?

What if Harry Potter was Frida Pond, Ron Weasley was Rowan, and so forth? This is just the Harry Potter books with names and pronouns switched.
This is a side project to avoid actually writing. Let me know if I forgot to replace anything or if there are any other mistakes. I am not typing this word for word, just copying and pasting from a pdf.

Soooooooooo... not a fanfic, then.

..........So, the kind of lazy r!63 that makes r!63s look bad.

YUP

This could be done well, but isn't.

Also, why change Harry's last name?

That was a part of the summary I didn't copypasta - it's so they don't get pronoun confusion. Or something.

O...kay.

pretty much