Quinneapolis
is touhou cannonball going to be good? no
Quinneapolis
will it be bad? probably
Quinneapolis
will I still play it?
Quinneapolis
absolutely yes
NekoInc, MSPM
Touhou cannonball?
NekoInc, MSPM
Oh, the mobile game that may or may not be gacha
Awe
turn that "may or may not be" into "definitely is"
NekoInc, MSPM
Oh.
Gabiluzbad
Of COURSE it’s a gacha
TWO OF THEM
to be fair they're correct in that no official announcement exists calling it a gacha
TWO OF THEM
but the screenshots sure do, uh, look like a gacha game
TWO OF THEM
and the large cast of touhou lends itself to the system
Quinneapolis
gacha figured out how to get me to go back
Quinneapolis
and the answer was toohoo
kamikasei
Okay, but hear me out
kamikasei
What if, instead of standard draws during events, they have Incidents
kamikasei
And the way to get rare characters is to go find the nearest other player and accuse them of causing the Incident, and challenging them to a drinking contest
Quinneapolis
taking bets:
Quinneapolis
will Daiyousei, Koakuma and Lily Black be represented
Gabiluzbad
The first two will be
Quinneapolis
I'm still amazed that Lily Black showed up a second time
NekoInc, MSPM
If I'm going to play this, which isn't guaranteed honestly, I just want Mystia Lorelei.
NekoInc, MSPM
Optionally, Mystia Lorelei in a gigantic chicken suit holding an "EAT MORE BEEF" sign.
Quinneapolis
fortunately the best touhou is Marisa and she'll probably be easy to get
Quinneapolis
who will I have to whale for
Quinneapolis
Mamizou maybe
Quinneapolis
oh, Kokoro. I'll have to whale for Kokoro.
Quinneapolis
my unproblematic fave
Quinneapolis
this is so far the worst thing about it
this is so far the worst thing about it
Quinneapolis
Patchy is similing and doesn't look even a little like a frumpy asshole
Gabiluzbad
What if reimu and Marisa are like Cloud in FFBE where they have like a one in a million chance of dropping?