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is touhou cannonball going to be good? no
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will it be bad? probably
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will I still play it?
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absolutely yes
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Touhou cannonball?
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Oh, the mobile game that may or may not be gacha
Awe
turn that "may or may not be" into "definitely is"
NekoIncardine
Oh.
BWAAAAAH!
Of COURSE it’s a gacha
bitchin camaro
to be fair they're correct in that no official announcement exists calling it a gacha
bitchin camaro
but the screenshots sure do, uh, look like a gacha game
bitchin camaro
and the large cast of touhou lends itself to the system
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gacha figured out how to get me to go back
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and the answer was toohoo
kamikasei
Okay, but hear me out
kamikasei
What if, instead of standard draws during events, they have Incidents
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And the way to get rare characters is to go find the nearest other player and accuse them of causing the Incident, and challenging them to a drinking contest
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taking bets:
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will Daiyousei, Koakuma and Lily Black be represented
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The first two will be
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I'm still amazed that Lily Black showed up a second time
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If I'm going to play this, which isn't guaranteed honestly, I just want Mystia Lorelei.
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Optionally, Mystia Lorelei in a gigantic chicken suit holding an "EAT MORE BEEF" sign.
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fortunately the best touhou is Marisa and she'll probably be easy to get
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who will I have to whale for
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Mamizou maybe
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oh, Kokoro. I'll have to whale for Kokoro.
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my unproblematic fave
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this is so far the worst thing about it
this is so far the worst thing about it
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Patchy is similing and doesn't look even a little like a frumpy asshole
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What if reimu and Marisa are like Cloud in FFBE where they have like a one in a million chance of dropping?