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is touhou cannonball going to be good? no
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will it be bad? probably
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will I still play it?
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absolutely yes
NekoInc, MSPM
Touhou cannonball?
NekoInc, MSPM
Oh, the mobile game that may or may not be gacha
Awe
turn that "may or may not be" into "definitely is"
NekoInc, MSPM
Oh.
Villain
Of COURSE it’s a gacha
GAY TENNA?
to be fair they're correct in that no official announcement exists calling it a gacha
GAY TENNA?
but the screenshots sure do, uh, look like a gacha game
GAY TENNA?
and the large cast of touhou lends itself to the system
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gacha figured out how to get me to go back
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and the answer was toohoo
kamikasei
Okay, but hear me out
kamikasei
What if, instead of standard draws during events, they have Incidents
kamikasei
And the way to get rare characters is to go find the nearest other player and accuse them of causing the Incident, and challenging them to a drinking contest
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taking bets:
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will Daiyousei, Koakuma and Lily Black be represented
Villain
The first two will be
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I'm still amazed that Lily Black showed up a second time
NekoInc, MSPM
If I'm going to play this, which isn't guaranteed honestly, I just want Mystia Lorelei.
NekoInc, MSPM
Optionally, Mystia Lorelei in a gigantic chicken suit holding an "EAT MORE BEEF" sign.
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fortunately the best touhou is Marisa and she'll probably be easy to get
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who will I have to whale for
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Mamizou maybe
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oh, Kokoro. I'll have to whale for Kokoro.
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my unproblematic fave
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this is so far the worst thing about it
this is so far the worst thing about it
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Patchy is similing and doesn't look even a little like a frumpy asshole
Villain
What if reimu and Marisa are like Cloud in FFBE where they have like a one in a million chance of dropping?